Nightingaled

When evening, or dark conditions are present, and one Gales another. They will usually say something relating to the darkness before they pretend to go for the scarf, acting like it was too hard to see in the low levels of light and having to pull it closer to the eye.
The scenario could play out like this:

"Wow, it is really dark out here tonight, but that is a lovely scarf your wearing." (as they grab the scarf and the breast, bringing the scarf close to the eyes )

"What color is this anyway? It is so hard to tell."

Kelly, I got nightingaled last night when I was one a blind date with this guy I had just met!

by Scratt-attack December 10, 2009

knitting party

A type of party similar to an orgy, involving no penetration. Only oral and some smooth H-J's.

I went to a sweet Knitting party with my grandmother!

by DaddySpankee April 21, 2014

KNITTING

Code word for 'Kinky', Used in Awkward situations or as a cover up for when you think something is Kinky.

"She rode me like a horse"
"KNITTING!"

by Gdoig November 25, 2011

Nightingale

The act of taking a dump on someones desk. Usually referred to in I.T. instances, and ending in a night-in-jail (if misheard could be misunderstood as nightingale).

Yes I'm going to nightingale her.

by Madscrills January 13, 2011

knitting

Euphamism for the all time, number one, undisputed solo male pastime.
Masturbation, in case subtlety's not your thing. Tommy tank. You know.

"Knit one purl one knit one purl- AND cast off..."

(Declamatory) "Did you see Gavin & Stacey last night?"
"No. I was knitting."

(Perjorative) : "You dirty little knitter !"

(Descriptive) *When a pretty girl (or boy- we must be inclusive here) walks into view* "Ah- a new pattern!"

(And if 'new pattern' has been particularly apposite:) "I blunted my piggin' needle last night. Dropped a stitch".

by Bunnington Muffin IV January 31, 2009

knitting

What we call hooking up.

Me and that guy were knitting at the movies the whole time!

by ily xo. August 5, 2007

knitting yogurt

The act of masturbating by a male.

"So my girlfriend came home from work early and caught me knitting yogurt."

by Char H January 7, 2006