George Kinsman

George Kinsman is the kind of fella to lick a camels arse just to get out of sex. Yes you heard me right. He tries to avoid sex at all cost. He is the biggest fucking virgin alive. Also he is known to be small. He might say being small will allow him to move quickly. But the only thing he can move quickly into is 13 year old girls DM's. Oh an not to mention his dick is tiny. I've seen it. It's tiny and wrinkly!!!!!! Lets be honest this fella will only make it as a cleaner at Mc Donalds. Not even the fucking cashier. Then he will probably slip on his own trackies because he also thinks he is as hard as nails. And choke on his wrinkly fingers

*In African voice* Dad: Ah ah our son is a fucking disgrace.. Mum: Ah ah, he is chatting up 13 year old girls... Dad: He's a fucking George Kinsman. Ah ah

by wagwan piff October 2, 2019

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Time Kinematics Theory

A theory that considers time as a non energy based force that travels fifth dimentionally in a forward chronological manner, and previous and future events may be pin pointed using an algorithmic sequece which coorelates to the speed of the time flow.

before we work on getting a time machine built, we must consider Time Kinematics Theory.

by jeditimelord April 30, 2020

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