A term for Pedophile or child molester, derived from the Northern Irish or Ulster Scots' dialect. Kiddie relating to a child. Footer relating to the term used when referring to some kind of interference.
by olliebroon November 25, 2009
Get the Kiddie Footermug. A kiddie lump is a tuft of hair on a mans head. It usually occurs when a man has had long hair previously and decided to cut it really short. And the front is then gelled upwards approximately 1 inch in height.
by goobaliscious definition January 14, 2010
Get the kiddie lumpmug. A combination of powdered Ritalin and baking soda on a sheet of tin foil, made to be smoked the way crack would be.
by adisco March 10, 2017
Get the Kiddie Crackmug. "He's on some kiddie shit, says he's scared to watch a horror movie"
"He sleeps w a night light lol", thats some kiddie shit"
"He sleeps w a night light lol", thats some kiddie shit"
by stiff arm myeazy March 1, 2014
Get the kiddie shitmug. 
Media slang of the term 'child pornography' to give the impression of innocuous yet filthy material.
Cops found a huge cache of kiddie porn videotapes intended for underground trading and distribution at the home of David Asimov (son of a science fiction author) in California in 1998. David got away with the lenient sentence of a six-month house arrest and three years probation. True story.
by Dirty Harry August 4, 2003
Get the kiddie pornmug. Slang for child pornography of any kind
Usually refers to child pornography and sex acts (also known as kiddie porn,) which are, of course, illegal in most countries and also considered evil, immoral and perverted by most of Society as a whole
Thankfully, most hardcare child pornography is actually very difficult to find by the common internet or file sharing user as it uses codenames created by paedophiles to share with their files with one another
Usually refers to child pornography and sex acts (also known as kiddie porn,) which are, of course, illegal in most countries and also considered evil, immoral and perverted by most of Society as a whole
Thankfully, most hardcare child pornography is actually very difficult to find by the common internet or file sharing user as it uses codenames created by paedophiles to share with their files with one another
by Social Services Child Protection Department Advisor December 11, 2008
Get the kiddie pornmug.