Andrew Kiefer

An incredible person that you will crave throughout the day, like taco bell, or kfc. This person has many amazing skills, such as being ultra cool and fly and is great at picking up chicks, he is a loving caring person and that way almost all the time, you will love this person.

person 1- Whos that boy you we're with?
person 2- oh that's Andrew Kiefer
person 1- oh, he looked amazing
person 2- he is.

by andrewk1254 September 7, 2010

keefe

The most potent form of marijuana; marijuana that contains crystals.

High powered marijuana

by Judah May 13, 2005

zoo keeper

The person who runs a zoo house. This person is responsible for supplying the animals of the zoo house. The zoo keeper, will usually sell crack cocaine, and provide a place to smoke it.

They call me the zoo keeper. All the animals, predators, and prowlers; what ever you call em; I tame em. What ever you do in your life; don't fool around with crack, cause you will see the zoo keeper.

by Pental February 5, 2008

Crypt Keeper

The host of Tales From The Crypt, and an icon to methheads everywhere.

I had to go to Wal-Mart, unfortunately, and I saw three burnt-out motherfuckers who look like they could be the Crypt Keeper's cousins.

by MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA September 19, 2009

keeper

something worth keeping

The autographed ball is a keeper.

by The Return of Light Joker June 29, 2011

Kiefer

A guy who's basically the best a girl can get. He's super sweet and kind of adorable. Most likely a good soccer player, he's got a pretty fab body too.

He's the kind of guy who when you first meet him you think he's perfect, but then you realize, he actually is.

Girl 1: Have you seen Kiefer today?
Girl 2: Yep, i still can't believe i'm dating him :)

by exes.and.ohs January 12, 2010

Kiefer Sutherland

The best actor in the world He is also really hot and i am in love with him. he currently plays Jack Bauer in the hit television series '24', which is currently on its fifth season. He is so unbelivably hot and hes an amazing actor.

Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland is the hottest most talented actor in the world.
I <3 Kiefer Sutherland

by IndiaLPC January 23, 2006