Kalamazoo Contact

The act of ejaculating into a girls eye and then using a blow dryer to dry it on the cornea, making it hard like a contact lens.

Andrew: Hey Bryan, I noticed that your skank was walking around and knocking things over like she's blind.

Bryan: Yeah, I gave her a huge Kalamazoo Contact last night.

by DJ Dago December 16, 2010

Kablammo!

The biggest Dubstep party in the Midwestern USA

Kablammo! always has the biggest bass!

by Bassface March 10, 2009

Kalaai

A Tamil word popularized by the likes of comedian Santhanam et al, it means teasing someone particularly when in a group, with the obvious aim of making a plain mockery of the person's behaviour or actions.

Person1: Sir, what is route for Anna Square?
Person2: Plus or minus Anna

Here Person2 is assumed to have kalaaichified Person1.

by Tamizhkirukan February 25, 2012

Kaflambo

Kaflambo is a nickname given to only cool, ridiculous guys.

Madison: Kaflambo?
Chris: Yeah?
Madison: ur ridiculous!

by eskimolover September 6, 2010

KABLAMO

Word made famous by Homer Simpson to express a vigerous action.

Homer: "This is a highly sophstimicated dowhacky, if you dont use it responsibly... KABLAMO!"
*lisa from upstairs on the toilet* "Ow someone just punched me in the face!"
Homer: "It was your mother!"

by Jeff24 December 19, 2004

Kala Land

The place where indian people believe black people are from

i was born in a far away land by the name of Kala. (Kala Land)

by Kala Man :) January 21, 2010

Kablam!

An interjection to describe something with immense power or awesomeness. Specifically, something (or someone) that is 'turtelly awesome.'

"KABLAM! Check out that turtle..."

by Chipchip23 January 14, 2013