Milk Kilt

The act of getting two women to press their breasts together around the head of your penis, draping down the shaft like a kilt. Upgrades to a Golden Milk Kilt if the two women are your wife and sister-in-law.

Bro, I had a threesome the other night with these two baddies, and got them to give me a Milk Kilt!!!

by Bigpumpzaddy May 11, 2023

Kilt

A kilt (Scottish Gaelic) is a type of knee-length non-bifurcated skirt with pleats at the back, originating in the traditional dress of Gaelic men and boys in the Scottish Highlands.

A kilt covers the body from the waist down to the center of the knees.

Kilt is National dress of Scotland

by Scottish Kilt November 25, 2019

kilt custard

the left over custard after you have a weggie in a kilt

Scottish person:Love I need me kilt cleaned!
Wife:Why?
Scottish person:I got kilt custard on it.

by Shmidey June 18, 2016

Shit the Kilt

The unfortunate name given to someone who follows through wearing traditional Scottish dress without underwear.

Kieran had an accident while dancing at the ball last week. Old Shit the Kilt is now on a warning.

by MightyQuin78 April 23, 2021

Clifton-Kilt

Noun: The part of a plaid flannel shirt that hangs below a zipped leather jacket, from Delco Pennsylvania

Rick is rocking one hell of a Clifton-Kilt, God is he white-trash

by Whitetrashero September 11, 2021

kilt hair

dark, thick, you can grease it up nice if you need to but it is not naturally greasy

Man, that dude's got kilt hair!

by scobberlotch April 26, 2011

Kilt

Dead as in murdered.

John was kilt yesterday.

by JohneDoe July 23, 2017