Golden Milk Kilt

The same as a Milk Kilt, but the two participants are your wife and sister-in-law.

"Bro, I heard you got a Milk Kilt the other night! ""Naw, it was a Golden Milk Kilt, it was my wife and sister-in-law."

by Bigpumpzaddy May 11, 2023

kilt

someone of extreme hideousness

man, you see that guy, he’s kilt.

by ava perry March 19, 2021

Shit the Kilt

The unfortunate name given to someone who follows through wearing traditional Scottish dress without underwear.

Kieran had an accident while dancing at the ball last week. Old Shit the Kilt is now on a warning.

by MightyQuin78 April 23, 2021

Clifton-Kilt

Noun: The part of a plaid flannel shirt that hangs below a zipped leather jacket, from Delco Pennsylvania

Rick is rocking one hell of a Clifton-Kilt, God is he white-trash

by Whitetrashero September 11, 2021

Already bought the kilt

A phrase used when pointing out that someone has already sunk too much effort into a situation to turn back or quit.

"I don't know if I can finish this degree, I don't even like economics..."
"dude, I know you're exhausted, but you can't quit now, you already bought the kilt."

"Why do you even want to be in his wedding if he's such a jerk? Just drop out!"
"I can't man, I have to go through with it, I already bought the kilt."

by alone.ranger July 29, 2021

plaid kilt

p-p... p-p-p... plaid?!
*proceeds to act like a chicken*

Squidward: what do you think of Mr.Krab's new plaid kilt

by loggernamy August 6, 2021

kilted handstand

When you try to show off, but you show your ass instead, as a man in a kilt doing a handstand would.

Bob is trying to impress Alice with his dubious car knowledge, and Alice hasn't told him yet that she's been a mechanic for almost 10 years. He's doing kilted handstands every time he opens his mouth and I'm here for it.

by Zulikath October 1, 2025