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kilt custard

the left over custard after you have a weggie in a kilt
Scottish person:Love I need me kilt cleaned!
Wife:Why?
Scottish person:I got kilt custard on it.
by Shmidey June 18, 2016
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kilt hair

dark, thick, you can grease it up nice if you need to but it is not naturally greasy
Man, that dude's got kilt hair!
by scobberlotch April 26, 2011
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Shit the Kilt

The unfortunate name given to someone who follows through wearing traditional Scottish dress without underwear.
Kieran had an accident while dancing at the ball last week. Old Shit the Kilt is now on a warning.
by MightyQuin78 April 23, 2021
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Bathroom Kilt

When a man gets out of the shower in the morning and wraps his towel around his waist to continue his morning activities.
I got outta the shower this morning and threw on a bathroom kilt before I shaved.
by Clyde McClydeson October 18, 2011
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Kilts

A knee-length wrap skirt with vertical knife pleats on the sides and back made from a tartan woolen cloth, denim and traditionally worn by men and women of the Scottish Highlands,
A kilt covers the body from the waist down to the center of the knees. Kilts kilt were worn almost exclusively by soldiers in the beginning because of their thick wool, long lengths and open bodies that allowed for warmth and easy freedom of movement.
Custom made Kilts For Men and Women,
by Scottish Kilt November 25, 2019
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plaid kilt

p-p... p-p-p... plaid?!
*proceeds to act like a chicken*
Squidward: what do you think of Mr.Krab's new plaid kilt
by loggernamy August 6, 2021
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Kilt

Dead as in murdered.
John was kilt yesterday.
by JohneDoe July 23, 2017
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