Alex: How many justaches do you think we'll see at the Cork tonight?
Tyson: Over/under is 3...and I'll take the over. Think I just saw Magnum P.I. walk into Jam Session.
Tyson: Over/under is 3...and I'll take the over. Think I just saw Magnum P.I. walk into Jam Session.
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When teenage boys begin to grow their first facial hairs and refuse to shave them, thus growing nothing but a pathetically small mustache/ some chin hairs.
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Friend2:hey that's not very nice man what the heck did I even do?
Friend1: I'M JOKING I'M JOKING
Friend2 COUGHS and shakes rapidly
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Friend2 COUGHS and shakes rapidly
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They normally have glasses, and tend to be stoners. Here's how to take care of your randomwhiteguy:
1. Feed it, it might eat you if you don't. (It prefers Cheesecake, but it must be from Texas.)
2. Give it small asian women to satisfy it's sexual prowl.
3. Give it weed, so that it remains calm.
4. DO NOT EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE ALLOW THE FOLLOWING SITUATION TO HAPPEN TO YOUR RANDOMWHITEGUY.
*Allow a 16 year old to say she is 20 and then ghost him*
**Randomwhiteguy will become depressed**
They normally have glasses, and tend to be stoners. Here's how to take care of your randomwhiteguy:
1. Feed it, it might eat you if you don't. (It prefers Cheesecake, but it must be from Texas.)
2. Give it small asian women to satisfy it's sexual prowl.
3. Give it weed, so that it remains calm.
4. DO NOT EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE ALLOW THE FOLLOWING SITUATION TO HAPPEN TO YOUR RANDOMWHITEGUY.
*Allow a 16 year old to say she is 20 and then ghost him*
**Randomwhiteguy will become depressed**
Oh Alex? He's justarandomwhiteguy!
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guy 2: i know, bro. He lied by telling JJ that i called him a pussy. when i did not!!!!!
Justah if your reading this. You're justah faggot (see what i did there)
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