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jiu jitsu power

The ability to create art of snapping bones or making someone go to sleep
by jj power March 19, 2014
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Kim Junsu

(DBSK). One of the five sex gods. If you look into his eyes, you'll be intoXIAHcated. One of the coolest men alive, but also one of the dorkiest men alive. He's renowned for creating genius phrases like "Oh My God Sun".

Is also known as Dolphin boy or Duck Butt.
Oh my god sun! It's Kim Junsu!!!

I am in intoXiahcated by Kim Junsu's voice.
by secretcassopeia January 6, 2011
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jiu jitsu

Jiu Jitsu is a grappling sport that uses chokes and locks. NOT kicks or punches like in UFC, or MMA. You can use wrestling takedowns or judo throws to takedown your opponent. Its the shit when compared to other martial arts, because most of the other guys know how to fight standing up, but when a jits guy takes your ass down, you dont know what to do when it happens.
-wtf, how did that jon choke out paul?

-cuz jon knows jiu jitsu.
by lemmejitsonyou February 24, 2010
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Juts

not hung; having a small penis; not well-endowed

Mainly used to call someone that has a small penis.
My friend is a juts
by xBEASTLYx July 14, 2020
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Jussuph

Jussuph: Verb/Noun/Adjective.
Defined within the modern day language of 'shifrenology' or 'shifrenguistics'.
Pronounced (Ju-Suf).
Refers to the ass/buttocks/anal of a desired female, primarily for the purposes of anal sex.

other definitions may included but are not limited to:

*Jussuphing - defined as taking a shit. or any form of excretion from the anal cavity.
*Acting like a Jussuph- Refers to an individual who is uptight/ anal retentive.
1. wow did you see the jussuph on that chick, Id F@#$/shoost the hell out of that.
2. Mmmmmm how hot is that chick, you dont even know what I would eat out of her jussuph.
3.Dude you so uptight and stressed out think you need to have your jussuph pounded to mellow you the F@#$ out.
4.Did u jussuph It smells like something crawlled into your bathroom and died while having there jussuph pounded.
by Slave to the Jussuph July 30, 2012
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joy jitsu

Similar to jiu jitsu in that there is grappling and sweating, but with less clothing.

Matches typically take place on a bed, but may extend to floors, tables, or airplane bathrooms.
Walking is the second best form of exercise, following joy jitsu.
by Red Sprite May 26, 2017
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Poo Jitsu

A branch of Jiu Jitsu, a martial art that focuses on self defense using grappling and ground fighting, where the practitioners employ the use of their own fecal matter to enhance the effectiveness of their submission techniques.
Student 1: "That guy Tony is a 3rd degree black belt in Poo Jitsu."
Student 2: "I heard that once he almost killed some dude, who refused to submit, using an ass-triangle lock!"
Student 1: "Yeah, if you get in the cage with him, things can go from good to shitty in a matter of seconds."
by Baron Marx August 25, 2013
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