Junu

She is epic. She tells ALL of the deez nuts jokes in the book. But if your dating a Junu.... your a lucky human.

Hey is that Junu??
Yeah isn't she epic
She is

by god's plan by drake November 6, 2021

joontun / juntun

noun one who acts humpfreely.

A derelict can often be confused with a joontun.

by Humphrey Duan April 10, 2003

Der Junkfüdfest

Also known as the day after halloween; on this day, you wolf down the candy got trick-or-treating/robbing little kids. If you're not careful, you could wind up sick or fat, so celebrate wisely!

RatchetBoo celebrated Der Junkfüdfest by wolfing down 6 mini-bags of M&Ms in .039 seconds.

by Shawn B. November 2, 2003

Jungus

The fungus that grows on your junk. Jungus can be contracted from skanks, ho-bags, and gutter sluts. Particularly serious cases can cause small pink and purple mushrooms to grow on and out of the genitals. It is particularly common in the city of Fitchburg, Massachusetts.

The anal equivalent of jungus is bungus.

How's the jungus you got from Linda doing? Still oozing?

by I don't have Jungus February 28, 2009

Juneuary

When the weather reaches abnormally high temperatures in winter, namely January, causing it to feel like the middle of June.

"It was seventy degrees over Martin Luther King weekend!"
"Dude, that's like Juneuary."

by ilovethecolorblue January 26, 2010

junquiera

gay, liar, has a shmeat, cheater, every womens nightmare

john is a junquiera

by carmiley August 5, 2009

Jungus

When two or more people are involved in a molestation-like activity resulting in extreme Amazon jungle sex; almost rape, but you want it.

"Yo me and my ho got in a fight last night and then afterwords we had some crazy make-up Jungus!"

by JungusFiend December 2, 2009