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Josephine

a chaotic and permanently stressed entity but also the loveliest most terrific being alive
abi: i’m so lucky my gf is a josephine

james: damn you’re right i wish i was dating a josephine
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Josephine

The sassiest sass queen to ever walk this earth. Everyone should bow down to her sassiness. She speaks the truth that every peasant is too afraid to say. Those who are friends with Josephine are the coolest because they're awesome enough to be friends with the sassiest sass queen to ever walk this earth. Everyone else is a peasant.
Bitch 1: OMG Josephine is SO MEAN.
Bitch 2: OMG I KNOW.
Awesome friend of Josephine: She is the SASSIEST SASS QUEEN TO EVER WALK THIS EARTH. Get it RIGHT.
by lalalalala1234 May 19, 2014
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Saint Joseph's University

Also called, SJU, Saint Joseph's is a good school in Philadelphia with great school spirit and very solid academics, especially in business. With a lot to do on City Avenue and Philadelphia, St. Joe's is in an ideal location as it is also close to the rich suburbs of Lower Merion and the Main Line. The basketball team is adored and the school is growing at a high rate.
I go to Saint Joseph's University on Hawk Hill in Philadelphia. Next up, Harvard Law.
by JMcNulty October 11, 2008
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Michael Joseph Jackson

A victim of many things; health induced or media induced

1982 produces Thriller album, largest selling all time, sells over 50 million copies worldwide; 1984 won 8 Grammy awards for it.

1983 performs legendary moonwalk for the first time on the Motown 25 years anniversary show.

12/9/84 announces at The Jackson's Victory Tour, he was splitting from The Jacksons and going solo

1987 releases Bad, his third solo album, and lauches a record breaking solo world tour.

Late 1980s named Artist Of The Decade for his Thriller and Bad albums

1991 signs with Sony Music, largest ever recording contract; releases his fourth solo album, Dangerous

1992 tours the world; taking his concerts to countries to which he was the first rock/pop artist they saw.

Later that year founded Heal the World Foundation to help globally improve the lives of children across.

1994 marries Lisa Marie Presley; divorces 1996

1995 releases fifth solo album HIStory; tours again over 2 years.

During that tour 11/14/96 marries Debbie Rowe; a nurse he met in the treatment of his skin pigment disorder.

2/13/97 fathers Prince Michael Joseph Jackson Jr.

1997 releases remix album Blood On The Dance Floor

5/3/98 fathers Paris Michael Katherine Jackson

September 2001 celebrates 30th anniversary as a solo artist at two concerts to be held in New York, USA, reuniting with siblings to perform their biggest hits.
RIP Michael Joseph Jackson August 29, 1958- June 25, 2009
by eanderson760 June 25, 2009
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Josephine

The most amazing girl in the world.
Not only amazing, but: beautiful, hot, sexy, funny, cool, fun to hang out with, trust worthy, a complete turn on, and just so love-able

Without her the world would a place not worth living.

She will love you forever no matter what.
(Boy): !!! there goes Josephine!
(Boy2): Oh my god! she is soo hot!!
(Boy): i just wanna eat her up!
(Boy3): .....
(Boy2): umm.. Boy 3?
(Boy3): ...What?
(Boy2): are u masturbating under the table?
(Boy3): god damn it...
by ~Zucchini~ December 3, 2010
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untidy joseph

Another name for the food item "sloppy joe" (ground beef smothered in tomato sauce served on a bun).

Reserved only for bad asses (BA's).
Peggy Sue: Eat your untidy joseph, kid.

Julie Anne: Fuck you.
by jmrot July 27, 2009
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