Jonko

Willem

Hey jonko are you going to roll a Willem?

by TommieA June 9, 2021

Jonkey

Penis, The reproductive organ between a male's legs

Liz has a sweaty Jonkey

by Jesuspoopoo September 2, 2010

Jonker

A very stuck up teacher.

That Teacher is Such a Jonker!

by TyphoonOfNoise June 20, 2016

jonkership

To retain the position of "jonker" in the game of mahjong.

He retained jonkership for this round.

by Anonymous3223 July 2, 2009

Jonkulating

When the one we refer to affectionately as "Jonk" is circulating around the room talking to everyone like they are his best friend. Discharging his warm cunning words of kindness all over their innocent faces.

"Look at him Jonkulating with those people by the bar." "Ugh, we're trying to play a game here."

by Chris S. Redfield September 2, 2013

Jonkin' Off

One's act of masturbation.

Man, I love Jonkin' Off.

by Jonkin Jonk June 15, 2017

Jonks

People who happily and constantly complain without bringing solution.

I'm sitting here because I'm sick of those Jonks in the canteen bringing the whole site down with their constant complaining about shit that's never gonna change. Jonks have got the same moans every day.

by Leadworked June 1, 2018