A band that single handedly killed music. You can usually hear them on a POP station or anything with Ryan Secrest or whatever his name is.
The Jonas Brothers make me want to cry. What ever happened to those awesome rock and roll bands that everyone loved? Fuck you Jonas Brothers. I dont even care that you are famous or have money, YOU RUINED MUSIC. FUCK YOU JONAS BITCHES.
by Peoples Voice amirite. March 31, 2010
Probably any mature person with at least a modicum of taste, dignity and the ability to resist countless cringe-worthy marketing schemes from soulless entities such as (mainly) the Disney corporation.
an example of something you may hear from the mouths called 'Jonas haters' when prompted:
"I think for myself."
"I think for myself."
by SlimTony June 09, 2009
Jonas G. is a person with a very beautiful smile. He likes the same music and is very talented (he can draw very beautifully). Jonas is a person you can always have fun with. He was there for me when I was at my worst. He listened to me while I cried in the middle of the night when he actually should sleep instead of having a video call with me and made me smile again. In latin lessons it was always fun to translate the texts with him and I enjoyed every single minute with him because I have never laughed with someone that much before in my life. Jonas has brown eyes and is very tall. He´s such a positive and powerful person. I always enjoy talking to him and somehow, he´s the first person I always wanna tell about the latest gossip in my life. He was never a person who judged me for something… neither my bad English nor my ridiculous problems. I am so thankful that he is such a kind and cool person with good intentions only so I just wanted to tell you: thank you Jonas for being who you are and I am happy to have you in my life. And you are actually the nicest guy that I know, don´t forget that. Thank you for supporting me doesn´t matter with what. Thank you for telling me that you are happy too when I told you in a voice message that I realized that I just need myself to be happy. I absolutely LOVE that I can cry with you and I don´t feel weak but understood. Thank you for every minute you gave to me. I think that´s enough now.
by the stranger you will recogniz January 25, 2022
Little parasites that hang on the ends of pubic hairs around the testicles and deliver venomous bites that turn the scrotum to mush.
Man #1: Ever get that feeling that you can't even feel your nuts?
Man #2: Um...no?
Man #1: Oh. Um, is that a bad thing then?
Man #2: I would think so.
Man #1: (feels down pants) Holy shit! My nuts are jelly!
Man #2: Seems like you've got the Jonas Brothers, my friend.
Man #1: Oh my god, how could this happen? I was so careful.
Man #2: Did you have sex with that Hannah Montana girl Miley Cyrus?
Man #1: Shit! She told me she was safe!
Man #2: Um...no?
Man #1: Oh. Um, is that a bad thing then?
Man #2: I would think so.
Man #1: (feels down pants) Holy shit! My nuts are jelly!
Man #2: Seems like you've got the Jonas Brothers, my friend.
Man #1: Oh my god, how could this happen? I was so careful.
Man #2: Did you have sex with that Hannah Montana girl Miley Cyrus?
Man #1: Shit! She told me she was safe!
by Big Dong Long Wong April 15, 2008
A man part of a Disney band named The Jonas Brothers. My dorky friends who have been brainwashed want to marry him. In truth, his hair is shaggy, he needs to shave and his style in clothes is ucky. He scares me. He appeared in Camp Rock as a snobby pop star (there's a REASON he was so good with that role!!) who harbors friendship (secretly romance) with a chef's daughter. NOT the sexiest man alive like a few definitions say.
Kelsey: OMG JOE'S SOOO CUTE!!
Nikki: JOE JONAS IS MY FUTURE HUSBAND SO BACK OFF!! GRRR!!!
Me: Neither of you are gonna marry him, so get a fucking life..
Kelsey: You're just jealous cuz he loves me and not you so shut up you emo bitch!!
Nikki: Yeah! And he loves me cos i got his face tattooed right here on my boob and i have his name scribbled on all my panties and bras!! And when I go to their concert he'll see my tattoo and he'll throw away his purity ring and run away and marry me and we'll live in his fancy mansion have a million babies who will also be rich and famous and...
Me: *Walk away*
Nikki: JOE JONAS IS MY FUTURE HUSBAND SO BACK OFF!! GRRR!!!
Me: Neither of you are gonna marry him, so get a fucking life..
Kelsey: You're just jealous cuz he loves me and not you so shut up you emo bitch!!
Nikki: Yeah! And he loves me cos i got his face tattooed right here on my boob and i have his name scribbled on all my panties and bras!! And when I go to their concert he'll see my tattoo and he'll throw away his purity ring and run away and marry me and we'll live in his fancy mansion have a million babies who will also be rich and famous and...
Me: *Walk away*
by JustAGirl<3 March 21, 2009
Band that suddenly popped out of nowhere. What the hell.
They are a suckish band.
This is how desprate the world has gotten.
Example below.
They are a suckish band.
This is how desprate the world has gotten.
Example below.
Crazy Jonas fan girl: "Why do you guys like hate the Jonas Brothers"
Raiinbowface: "Because they're still alive and breathing and soon I will put a stop to that."
Crazy Jonas Fan girl: "NOOOOO at least spar Nick Jonas for me."
Raiinbowface: "Because they're still alive and breathing and soon I will put a stop to that."
Crazy Jonas Fan girl: "NOOOOO at least spar Nick Jonas for me."
by Raiinbowface July 19, 2008
Rising Disney whore band that attracts millions of overly obsessed 7-19 year old girls who treat them like they're GOD. They are not God, they're a bunch of faggot ass bastards who don't know real music and wear skinny jeans.
These hairy-lipped cuntbags had to suck cock to get where they are now. Poor Walt Disney is surely rolling over in his grave right about now. Good thing he's DEAD so he doesn't have to HEAR their music or SEE his beloved Disney SPIRALLING down a toilet.
This definition is most likely going to be rejected by a JoBlow die hard fan, but you know what? FUCK YOU IT'S MY OPINION. FREEDOM OF MOTHERFUCKING SPEECH, YOU TOOL!
These hairy-lipped cuntbags had to suck cock to get where they are now. Poor Walt Disney is surely rolling over in his grave right about now. Good thing he's DEAD so he doesn't have to HEAR their music or SEE his beloved Disney SPIRALLING down a toilet.
This definition is most likely going to be rejected by a JoBlow die hard fan, but you know what? FUCK YOU IT'S MY OPINION. FREEDOM OF MOTHERFUCKING SPEECH, YOU TOOL!
OBSESSIVE FANGIRL: Liek omg! OMG JONAS BROTHERS CONCERRT ZOMG I HAS TICKETTS!
Me: Wow, what has our world come to? *shakes head and walks away*
Me: Wow, what has our world come to? *shakes head and walks away*
by Respedeutsch August 28, 2009