chopstick jockey

Derogatory term referring to a person of Asian descent.

"That chopstick jockey certainly is good at math."

by Lee in Austin June 19, 2008

Head Jockey

A whore; one who has a reputation of giving either good or bad head.

Chris: Hey, remember when you and that chick hooked up, what happened there?

Darrick: Dude she's a head jockey, and it was bad, so I told her to stop and finished it off myself.

by Steven Sotelo December 29, 2008

typhoon jockey

its when you screw the faucet of your sink off and put your dick up it and turn it on while you have one of your 3 love mates sucking on your sack
and the two others with both of their feet up your butt hole
putting each others fingers inside their penis holes.

Matt,Ben, and Tyler were having a typhoon jockey last night

by sweet sheets December 23, 2010

throttle jockey

A male who likes to "jack off" or masturbate alot.

"Hey throttle jockey, did u have fun with pamela handerson last night??"

by Zac April 11, 2004

Butt Jockey

A male homosexual. Also known as assrider or Poo Puncher.

I swear to god, that guy is such a butt jockey.

by LOLMORTEN August 28, 2006

Google Jockey

Somebody who answers a question asked by a teacher, friend, etc by typing the question into Google or another search engine and belting out the first thing they see. Can be done on the phone, in class, etc.

Mrs. Lenox: What is the exact number for Pi?

Jimmy: 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097
4944592307816406286208998628034825342117067

Mrs. Lenox: Stop being a Google Jockey and answer with your knowledge, not Google's.

by Jewash December 18, 2008

Anal Craving Cock Jockey

One who Craves the insertion of dick in their, or someone else's ass, preferably on top of the cock.

Nathan is such an anal craving cock jockey!

by B_Nastyyy July 5, 2009