va jing jang

slang term for vagina. or a mis-defined word by a stupid white boy that can't spell "they're".

1. "I punched her right in the va jing jang."
2. "You should have washed your fingers before sticking them in my va jing jang... now I have a damn yeast infection."

by philthyphilphilanthropist December 28, 2005

jingoism

Blind patriotism, a my country right or wrong attitude towards other nations and ideologies. Prevelent in certain sections of US and UK society

'jingoism is the bind of real democracy and a grave threat to the peace and stability of the world'
(Peter Boulton - 1997)

by black flag May 30, 2004

Jingle the Wizard

Is a term for tsking a piss. Also can be used in a more sexual way for male ejaculation

Bob: Come on we have to catch the flight. Hurry Up!

John: I've got to go jingle the wizard.

He jingled his wizard all night long

by coolguy2121 May 10, 2009

Jingle ballin'

Is one possessing the biggest nuts in the room during the holiday season. (Please note that this can and does apply to women as well).

Well, Christmas Kitten, what have you been up to.....jingle balling' and ho ho ho'ing?

Kelly - So, what's under that overcoat? Jillian - my jingle balls.

Yeah, I got your jingle balls!!!!!

All these hoes crammin' my mistletoe cuz I'm jingle ballin'.

by J Farrar January 15, 2012

Jingalicious

Cuter than cute

My dog is so jingalicious!

by 12 year old jinga April 10, 2012

jinglefoot

A football player in the NFL who displays outrageous celebration while his team is losing by an insurmountable amount is known as a jinglefoot.

Colin kapernick jumped for joy after a 2 yard touchdown pass, and is only behind 36 points with 30 seconds left in the game, is known as a jinglefoot.

by Irwin R. Schister December 24, 2016

Jingle Balls

Another version of Jingle Bells but for dirty minded people.

When a guys nuts are bouncy

Jingle balls, jingle balls Jingle all night long. Oh what fun it is to ride a 6 foot 9 inch dick Ay!

by okidokibabie December 15, 2017