Jewbert

A Jew who has bought heavily into the corporate Lifestyle. A Jewish office rat. A Jewish executive.

I did ask Jay out for golf but he's busy this weekend teaching sensitivy training. He's not even getting paid time and a half. What a Jewbert.

by Gentleman John December 26, 2008

Jesper

Jesper is an amazing guy that everyone would love to be friends with. He's funny, and he has a laugh so contagious that it lights up that entire room. He appears to happy all the time, but if you really get to know him, you would realize that he's actually soft inside, and can get hurt easily, just that he doesn't show it. He knows how much he can take things, and would not hesitate to confront something that is disturbing him.

Jesper is secretly admired by many, and he knows it. He might sarcastically boast about it, but deep down he stays humble, and would only go out with someone whom he's truly in love with. He understands that he should be able to trust the person to have his heart, and that person tends to be someone he'd known for years.

Anyone who has Jesper as a friend should really treasure him, and keep his trust.

1. You're such a Jesper! You're so funny!

by i'm just bored y'all February 22, 2019

jeepers creepers

A euphemism for 'Jesus Christ.'

Jeepers creepers, did you see the way that guy was driving?

by Mr. X-106 October 23, 2003

Jeepers

An expression of mild surprise or shock

Jeepers, Elliot. It's just chili, you donk!

by Phanlogical February 4, 2017

Jewger

The byproduct of a ginger and a jew hooking up

1 ginger + 1 jew = 1 jewger child

by mackdaddyjew January 8, 2010

Jesper

This person, usually a male, have a special ability to always act dumb and be a complete moron. The person is such a big idiot there is no way he could be serious. If you ever encounter a Jesper remember to stand completely still, punch his nose, scream and run over him, Jesper's usually aren't strong so it should be an easy task for you. Never invite a Jesper to your home, they always find a way to destroy an aquarium, sleep on the floor and lose their pants.

There's a Jesper, quick, get him!

by Mardexar December 13, 2016

jesper

A Synonym of cool, awesome, wild, or crazy.

Dude, the party is going to be so jesper.

by joe1897 January 11, 2010