jetropolitan

the formal mascot of the Jets; something that Jessica Townsend thinks deserves new respect

Jetropolitan: Almost like a Met, but with a J.

by Christopher Pelesko February 18, 2009

Jetro Tan

The reddish colored tan one gets while tailgating in the Jetro Lot, or just while tailgating in general. Sometimes painful, may lead to cancer, and somewhat preventable via sunblock.

Person A: Hey man, that sunburn looks nasty

Person B: What sunburn? This is just my Jetro tan...

Person A: ...

by SoB0410 May 17, 2010

jetrockit

the best message board in history.

"man have you visited jetrockit? its so scene"

by yours truley June 3, 2004

Jethrosexual

A redneck metrosexual, one whose personal image projects sensitivity, soulfulness, refinement, and a willingness to pay attention to a lady's deepest needs. A blue-stater whose sense of personal style would probably get him beaten up in a typical redneck bar. A strain of southern masculinity which runs counter to the NASCAR-watching, Jack Daniels-swilling, wife-beating, trailer park-living stereotype.

Those guys in Lady Antebellum are a couple of Jethrosexuals.
If the Bee Gees had a little twang, they'd be superb Jethrosexuals.

by stonequay June 6, 2012

jethrosexual

(a) A redneck heterosexual male given to enhancing his personal appearance by layering flannel, regular ass picking, and stuffing snuff into his lower lip
(b) A closeted homosexual, mountain man/redneck/hillbilly.

When that Jethrosexual walked into the bar, my sphincter tensed up and I could hear the banjos from Deliverance playing in the background.

by Queen of Irreverence April 15, 2013

Jethr0x

Jethr0x is one of the BEST RuneScape Autoers, and Fire capers. As of November 13th, 2008, his Cape count is 85. He has a macro for almost everything. He also owns #omg on the SwiftIRC Network :).

Holy shit, I just saw Jethr0x! HE was so fucking leet!!!

by Yung_Waffles March 30, 2009

jetro

an animal that stole the shortest memory span title from baboons 20 seconds to 5 milliseconds

e.g katy u have such a jetro memory how could u forget so quickly

by kayItscloulds August 18, 2018