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Jensen Ackles

Jensen Ackles is married to Danneel but he gets flirtatious with Misha and has admitted that both him and Danneel call Misha their boyfriend.
by Excuses people give February 11, 2025
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Jensen lukas

Can be a poes from time to time. Always think they are strong, and intelligent when they have the body of a sizzled crippled capuchin and mind of a Branden

They can be nice but that only happens at about twice a decade. If he wants to fight, dont fight, he'll only hurt himself

Also a typical stoner with no life whatsoever. Smokes every day because he knows no one loves him.
"Wait, Is that Jensen Lukas?"

"Yep, he looks kaffer dronk"
by anonymous March 16, 2021
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alissa jensen

A prostitute crackhead who buys crack by the ounce from jezebell
by Drifty scopy June 24, 2016
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jensen

tristian drasculas little sister her sister buys me dip
jensens sister is cooler than her
by rebel child October 15, 2015
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Jensen

The undying and unforgettable urge to eat a shit directly from your grandmothers ass.
Guy 1: i want to jensen
Guy 2: are you okay?
by Ilovebrohan2212 February 26, 2024
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Jensen

Tracción italiano
My name is Jensen
by nombres January 11, 2017
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Rilan Jensen

Prime definition of a simp. Someone who would rather get even an ounce of female attention at the cost of anything.
There goes Rilan Jensen again, with yet another shitty female he knows fucking sucks.
by Jaquezzz August 14, 2020
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