Juicer

A juicer is a drunk. She's juiced.

You know you only got juiced (u juicer)in it (your college). Now you have to get used to it.
See Bob Dylan

by Yurassisdragon February 20, 2020

Super Juicer

A Doom Eternal gamer god. Someone who has become so good at playing Doom Eternal, that the word "pro gamer" isn't nearly enough.

Also a really good machine that can create juice.

"HeyKyle is just a true Super Juicer in Battlemode".

by strongwarrior September 14, 2021

Juicer

Something impressive, nice, or hype.

"what a juicer of a shot"
"that's some juicer cereal right there"
"I'm so juiced right now"

by bigjuicerdaddy October 8, 2021

Carrot Juicer

When you commit to being vegan and insert a carrot into your juice loosener.

Jess and Lisa love carrots and practice safety while operating the carrot juicer.

by Carmengogh October 27, 2021

Juicer Joker

To cross one's fingers and insert them into the female vagina while she is on her menstrual cycle and continuously twisting the fingers.

Juicer joker that hoe.
Have you been juicer jokered lately?

by wet banana March 3, 2011

Jollyrancher Juicer

When someone goes to eat out a lady with gonorrhoea and it tastes bad so they put a jollyrancher in their mouth and munch down on the gonorrhoea cyst thinking it’s their jolly rancher.

Lucy became a JollyRancher Juicer over the weekend.

by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023

Jewish Juicer

The act of the Jewish Juicer is when you have a larger Jewish woman suffocate you with her thighs to the point of your skull rupturing and spewing blood and brains everywhere. For some this is the ultimate pleasure. Be careful as this act is deadly but on the bright side it provides the ultimate orgasm. To get a Jewish woman to do this you must offer her money and white fish.

*offers fat Jewish woman money and white fish*

Woman: lay down and let me spread my legs to give you the Jewish Juicer you so desire.

by Yung Butthole February 22, 2023