kankle juicer

Person whom drinks the foot ulcer seepage from another person with kankles.

The Kankle Juicer isn’t interested in skinny feet!

by The Great Unknown (aka Dave) July 9, 2021

Weak Juicer

–adjective
1. lacking the ability to drink
2. lacking character or personality
3. person unable to hang at the level of his peers
4. person, usually female, that is the weakest in the pack

1. Rich, Will, and Marcus are weak juicers because they backed out of entering the beer olympics this past Saturday.

2. Haily gets drunk and throws up after two beers because she is a weak juicer.

3. Andrew's new family is causing him to be a weak juicer.

by GB Fertig February 7, 2007

Anal Juicer

Major insult. 1a. To connect your ass to a juicer and juice your ass.
2. Someone who juices another's anus.

Thomas is such an anal juicer.

I'm gonna be sick. He is using an anal juicer!!!!

HE IS TRYING TO ANAL JUICE HIMSELF!!!!!

by SSgokou9 February 15, 2004

The Apple Juicer

When an individual takes 4-6 apples and puts them on the end of a plunger. He/she then proceeds to thrust the apple covered end up their partner's asshole. After a while, the person's asshole begins to seep out apple juice/jelly where the thruster eats it.

I had fun doing the apple juicer to your mother and sister last night.

by Slutty Slexor February 19, 2011

Raccoon snooze juicer

A raccoon snooze juicer is when someone is mouth fucked by a stuffed raccoon with a sausage attached for a penis. Traditionally a room full of out of state strangers films it but it can be done without

Kenny passed out early and got a raccoon snooze juicer from the neighbors.

by Heather Swanson March 28, 2023

emo juicer

One who makes emo juice or a device for making emo juice such as a potato peeler for the tip of your penis or a blender for mixing blood and semen.

Handy cut his wang with a emo juicer and blasted his fag pal in the face.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 23, 2008

the juicer

take an electric mixer but only leave one of the beaters on. insert the beater into your partners rectum and turn on to your desired speed. Using a cup, collect whatever fluids come out of the persons rectum and drink.

I was thirsty last night so i did the juicer on jill.

by E_Rock eric November 29, 2007