Joyce Byers-
season 1: where is my son?!
season 2: what is wrong with my boy?!
season 3: why are my magnets falling of my damn fridge?!
season 1: where is my son?!
season 2: what is wrong with my boy?!
season 3: why are my magnets falling of my damn fridge?!
by StrangerThingsStan August 11, 2019

A very good umpire, unlike most umpires nowadays. He made ONE ACCIDENTAL CALL at first base, which could have given Armando Galarraga a perfect game. As a result, brainless Detroit Tigers fans start making up slanderous lies about Joyce, and some of them want him lynched. Cuckoo...
He even apologized for making a MISTAKE. WE'RE HUMANS, WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES FROM TIME TO TIME. Even Armando knew that he made a mistake. It doesn't matter though: Armando still got the perfect game, even if it doesn't say so in the books.
He even apologized for making a MISTAKE. WE'RE HUMANS, WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES FROM TIME TO TIME. Even Armando knew that he made a mistake. It doesn't matter though: Armando still got the perfect game, even if it doesn't say so in the books.
Tigers fan: MAN FUCK JIM JOYCE I WANT HIM LYNCHED!!!!!! LYNCHED!!!!!!!!
Me: Calm down, you fucking brainless retard. He made a damn mistake, for Christ's sake. Give him a break...
Me: Calm down, you fucking brainless retard. He made a damn mistake, for Christ's sake. Give him a break...
by JimJoyceisalegend June 3, 2010

by i eat penis as a snack October 2, 2019

A name commonly given for women whose life is driven by passion and defined by everything she love. She is strong-willed, compassionate, and her heart is pure but she can be most of the time— a walking contradictions.
by fromg_00 October 20, 2021

by youre mom(goes to college) January 25, 2005

"Hey, look that that potatoe dancing with that black man, such a Celina Joyce thing to do" (said while in asda)
by beady123 May 2, 2010

by 310464 July 21, 2018
