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Dildo-Jockey

One who enjoys riding a dildo, man or woman
Sean Seams is such a Dildo-Jockey
by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009
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pixel jockey

A derogatory term for graphic designers, motion graphic artists, 3D artists and other computer-related fields related to the visual arts industry. Used by producers and HR recruiters as term of condescension to those artists whose skills, they do not ultimately understand.

Like the racist lawn jockeys of golf clubs and the racist term camel jockeys, the term implies a being of lower status and the master-slave relation between the owner and owned.

Actual 3D artists and graphic designers would never refer to themselves as pixel jockeys, preferring to use job titles for the fields which they respectfully have mastered.
"Hey Bob, we gotta get another pixel jockey to wrangle this greenscreen that I shot on DV."
by Another Freelance Designer February 11, 2010
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Cunt jockey

One who rides cunts for a living.
j:Who is that man over there flirtin with all those chicks?
m: oh thats jose. he is just a cunt jockey.
by htbjsg June 8, 2010
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Jism Jockey

Any individual who loves cum so much they would ride, much like a jockey does, a man's penis in order to milk every last drop of jism from it.
Michael B is such a jism jockey. Yeah he rode like the entire basketball team when he was drunk and horny. What a total faggot.
by Freshness November 3, 2006
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arse jockey

A person who rides another by mounting them and inserting a penile type object into their arse. Used as an insult to bummers...
That man over there is an absolute arse jockey!
by Bummer....... September 19, 2003
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jockey box

In the old west, a tool box carried aboard a stage coach where tools and odd parts were kept for emergency repairs.
Hammers, mallets, axle grease, spare wheel retainers, horse shoes, nails, ax and adz, water, odds and ends, etc. Any and all of these might be found in a jockey box.
by Kritiper August 14, 2010
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Snot Jockey

When one wipes his/her anal crack with another individual's nose, thus riding someone's snot like a horse jockey.
This may either be a form of revenge or punishment, or a means of enhancing masturbation.
After Bob fell asleep, Charlie pulled down his pants and snot jockey'd the hell out of Bob's face.
by Matthew_c_s August 4, 2007
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