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Jesus Bob

An emphatic interjection made when an off-handed sinister or perverse remark, often involving one's mom, leads to a cascade of incremental sarcastic wit that terminates with someone taking it way too far and getting graphically specific. The other participant in this cascade is left speechless, with the exception of the phrase: "Jesus Bob."
Paul: "...that's what she said."

Bob: "Who, you're mom? Yeah she says that to me all the time."

Paul: "Well the only words I get from your mom are groans."

Bob: "Well I fisted your mom in the ass while your dad asphyxiated himself in a gimp suit and jacked off!"

Paul: "Jesus Bob...."
by ah_halifax1 December 11, 2013
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Jeshka

Fictional character. Most likely female. The embodiment of a Jesh.

Strongest Skill: Jeshing
Lmao! That's Jeshka! She did that before!

Jeshka, best stories!
by Walter E. Kurtz December 14, 2018
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crossfit jesus

A person who is obsessed with crossfit and metalcore music. They are so talented at crossfit, they feel the need to participate in it almost every day, even when injured. Also known as WWE Superstar Seth Rollins.
My friend keeps sending me pictures of crossfit jesus lifting weights and she needs to stop.
by Sk8rWolfy August 9, 2016
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jesust

When you mean to say 'Jesus', but you're behind on evolution.
Jesust, that girl is SHAMELESS
by PauI Denino November 6, 2020
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Jesse Jackson

An extortionist that is convinced that every white person is racist.
Uh-oh, here comes Jesse Jackson, better run.
by rightwinger July 29, 2004
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jessilyn

jessilyn is the best friend anyone could ever ask for. she is kind, compassionate, loving, open, and the most beautiful person on the planet ever. without compition.
people that can call Jessiln their friend are the luckiest people on the earth. never lose jessilyn, and never hurt her. she is so amazing you could never ask for more in a person.
she waits for the one person for her, and once she meets them, she is fully and utterly yours. never press trying to get a jessilyn, if she says no, it means no. so leave it and drop it.
love jessilyn with all your heart. you could never give her enough. never forget to tell her how beautiful she is. she will forget sometimes, and it's the worlds duty to tell her how amazing she is.
person 1: look, it's jessilyn.
world: sigh.....
by palm97 May 11, 2013
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come-to-Jesus moment

An epiphany in which one realizes the truth of a matter; a sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something; coming clean and admitting failures; realizing the true weight or impact of a negative situation or fact; acknowledgment that one must get back to core values; moment of realization; an aha moment; moment of decision; moment of truth; critical moment; moment of reassessment of priorities; turning point; life-changing moment.

(alt.: "come-to-jesus moment")
“‘We had a real scare, a real come-to-Jesus moment. It was a time to figure out what we were about, where our priorities were. And there was no question. What we didn't realize is how we’d let our work overwhelm our family . . .”— Peer Marriage: How Love Between Equals Really Works by P. Schwartz, page 143 (1994)

”When I hear someone refer to a come-to-Jesus encounter/talk/experience, they're usually referring to a moment of truth that is difficult and harrowing for all who experience it.”—Telegraph-Herald (Dubuque, Iowa), 18 February, 2006

“My feeling is at a certain point we're going to have a 'come-to-Jesus' moment in the caucus and talk about whether you fund (the war) or not," said Rep. Jim McDermott, D-Wash.”—AP Online, 17 April, 2007

“Koonce got into teaching after he was in a severe car accident about five years ago. The wreck caused him to reassess his priorities. ‘It was kind of a come-to-Jesus moment,’ he says. ‘I started thinking about what was really important to me and a way for me to give back.’”— The Greater Baton Rouge Business Report (Louisiana), 18 November, 2008

“As important as the Massachusetts special election was to the health-care debate, it also represents a come-to-Jesus moment for the GOP. What kind of party will it be?”—Washington Post, 20 January, 2010
by WordWizard3 August 1, 2013
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