jo jorgensen 

Someone that is running for president in 2020 that is better than Trump or Biden because Biden and Trump are both fucking daumbasses that fuck each other once a week

Jo Jorgensen is better that Trump and Biden.

jo jorgensen by person42069 November 4, 2020

Jurgen 

Every girl's gay best friend.

My boyfriend just broke up with me so I'm going out dancing with my Jurgen!

Jurgen by Kromdor November 8, 2009

Jurgenism 

A sample of pretentiously overwrought sonic ambivalence, with minimal redeeming features, defined by it's use of mathematical lunacy and anti harmonic faggotry typical of the Contemporary Academic Musical establishment.

David Power: That Jurgenism piece due Tuesday is a load of bollox. When do we get to make real music.

Chris: I did 12 of them not sure which one to hand in.

David Power: I did 13 of them, might make a random piece generator to choose one.

Jurgenism by KerryH May 30, 2011

Maja D. Jorgenson 

Maja is a writer, most commonly found on Wattpad. She's often looked at as a sensation, as she, in a pretty small amount of time, has managed to gather many fans, and finish several stories. Her stories are amazingly written, even though "English isn't her primary language". She speaks English better than most English speakers.

Most of all, Maja is amazing, and actually has published books. And she hates being called cute. She's a gangster.

"Aw! You're so cute!" -Delphic

"I am not! I'm a gangster!" - Maja D. Jorgenson

Maja D. Jorgenson by Delphic December 30, 2013

Jurgensen 

Someone who kills computers in cisco class because of downloading porn. Someone that is a Jurgensen also hates Bill Gates and jerks it to Steve Jobs because he made the iPhone.

Guy 1: "Dude did you see that guy?

Guy 2: "Holy shit man he killed a computer in cisco class...wow.

Guy 1: "He must be a Jurgensen."

Jurgensen by Halpert.uk March 4, 2010

jurgensing

The inhalation of edible solids. Also known as the act of converting food directly into carbon dioxide. One may not notice this food actually exists as it will be inhaled so quickly.

1)Herald and Fred were eating lunch together. Herald dropped a dollar on the floor and bent over to retrieve it. By the time he came back up his friend had already finished his entire lunch. "Wow, you certainly jurgensed your food!" exclaimed Herald.

2)The boy finished his meal so fast each day that his friends soon came to pick on him for constantly jurgensing.

jurgensing by Richard Snodgrass February 12, 2008

Jergens 

A bottle of lotion

Aye man I need that’s jergens lotion to beat off to porn hub Premium

Jergens by Vape80 June 27, 2019