merch

another way of saying onnn

ab said " i jus bought hella heems" and ad "merch"

by getwelljunior May 9, 2024

merch

when something is awesome, surprisingly awesome, or saying like "whattttt?!?!?!?!?". synonymous with "bet". also the tone really adds a lot.

"I got with this guy last night"
"merchhhh?!?!?!? was he hot? how was it"
"yeah he so fine it was epic"
"merch!"

by haveyallseenthatdrakevideo... February 15, 2024

Merched

stand on business and stamp that shi

Merched I’ll slap tf outta you

by bignae October 31, 2023

dp merch

very kool kid bit bald tho nice wig but like yeah

omg dp merch is my favorite snapchatter!

by lolzlovingham August 23, 2021

Merch

To buy clothes or items, based on a person/club, fandom or other.

:I want a merch of ur mom!
:But my mother doesn’t have one?
:Who said so?!

by Monatlich April 22, 2022

Gift Trap Merch

Merchandise, usually made for Video Games, that is usually very low quality and made for the sole purpose of making a quick buck from an Intellectual Property.

My grandma bought me a Super Mario checkerboard. Oh god, she fell victim to Gift Trap Merch.

by Creep302YT March 8, 2025

Merch

To bet on something, to make something sound serious, and / or “I’m being serious”

“Damn, she told me she was about to come through.”
“Bro merch!!!! No way, she really coming through?”
“Yeah bro, on my mama I’m finna let you know.”

by ozar788 January 9, 2022