Israeli Icepick

When a gentleman of Jewish descent plunges his proboscis into the depths from which no one ever returned.
Ariel : It's not called "sniffing shit", it's called an "Israeli Icepick", mind you.
by zyklonbjorn April 09, 2021
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Israeli Genocide Force

The Israeli Genocide Force, once known as the "Israeli Defense Force", is a militant terrorist group that murders babies, children, women, men, and civilians while calling this activity "self-defense"
The Israeli Genocide Force bombed the cancer floor of a children's hospital in Gaza.
The Israeli Genocide Force bombed multiple refugee camps in Gaza.
The Israeli Genocide Force bombed a Red Cross humanitarian aid truck in Gaza.
The Israeli Genocide Force bombed an ambulance carrying wounded people in Gaza.
The Israeli Genocide Force killed over 10,000 Palestinians in a month, 70% of whom were women and children.
The Israeli Genocide Force is supported by President Biden.
by Thinking_Millennial November 09, 2023
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Israeli Settlements

Contrary to popular belief Israeli settlements aren't illegal. They are just indigenous jewish settlements built on indigenous jewish land. The Arabs are the real settlers.
Calling Israeli Settlements in West Bank as illegal settlements is same as calling Native American reservations in USA as illegal settlements.
by Zionistman42069 November 24, 2024
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Israeli Cock Rocket

Also known as "The Mortar", the Israeli Cock Rocket is a form of jacking off in which the subject nuts in a vertical uncoordinated fashion. To perform the Israeli Cock Rocket, the masturbator must be lying supine. Shortly before cumming (IE: while edging) the masturbator primes their dick with a crescendo of strokes which results in built up pressure. This increased pressure ensures the cum does not gently flow out of the dick like some pussy volcano but rather it shoots out in a chaotic unorganized fashion and most importantly gets some altitude. While cumming the masturbator must relax all other muscles in the body and work alongside their cock to ensure they and their member are on the same team. If performed properly, the load will be shot high enough to gain altitude and end up somewhere that may surprise you. Some very common places for the cum-load to end up include keyboards, phones, your face, your mother's picture, your family dog, the Pentagon and if you really know how to charge your load, maybe even a Palestinian village!
Counselor: So what brings you in today?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?
by keemstar the memestar June 07, 2024
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Israeli

A super hot chick from Israel that you would bang.
I would totally Israeli her
by Mahbarley August 11, 2024
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Israeli

(Adjective) a partner or a spouse who is a narcissistic psychopath that destroys his/her partner then makes him/her think it’s his/her fault
“ Her boyfriend is really evil, he has the traits of an Israeli”
by Gi2023 October 25, 2023
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Israeli

A person who goes into other people’s homes and pretends it’s their home too.
Guy 1: „Bro I just moved all my stuff to my neighbours place 🤣“
Guy 2: „Bro you’re being such an Israeli, you can’t just do that.”
by Flowerthrower January 23, 2024
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