invisible hand

The 18th century version of the Little Jon "stranger", in which one sits on his hand until it falls asleep, and then beats off.

The invisible hand is the 18th century version of the Little Jon "stranger".

by mr. ronnie d March 25, 2007

invisible dirty sanchez

when a man ejaculates, or cums.....
takes his finger with cum on it and smears it across his other partners upper lip area....
resembling a moustache

Guy:"im gonna fucking give you a fucking invisible dirty sanchez"
Girl:"dontchya mean a dirty sanchez?"
Guy:"no bitch, i know what im doing...now get down and suck it"

by tobybetsypicheecheemozart August 3, 2009

Invisible Troll

One who sides with a troll to cause havoc, usually in which to sabotage one person. These "back-seat" trolls are invisible to society and can't be easily spotted, unlike your normal flamers.

Stop being an invisible troll.

by Anti-Troller July 15, 2010

Invisible Island

Invisible Island was originally made up on a last-minute attempt to create an island pamhplet for an english class. Sense then, it has flourished into an acctual island. No one is really certian where it is, but it is deffinately on Earth. Everything that comes from this island is invisble, except for the people. The people of Invisible Island wear masks and short grass skirts. They never remove their masks, and they never shave. The people only eat things from the island, thus making their poop invisible. Natives often throw invisible poop at visitors. The only thing other than people that are visible on this island are plastic rocks. These rocks come from Tiawan, and natives throw those too. Invisible Island has one mountain, and around that mountain there are crashed planes and copters that flew into the invisible mountian.

Hey Jake, lets go to Invisible Island!" "No way, Finn, I don't want to get poop in my face.

by Feli_Vegras November 25, 2010

Invisible Sniper

The Invisible Sniper is a term that applies to DayZ Standalone. This Is the idea that nowhere Is safe, and standing still could lead to death at any second.

"Hey man we shouldn't be out In the open, the Invisible Sniper might get us"

by SweetTyler March 19, 2019

invisible wet willie

When one spits in another's ear

Oh my god, John just got an invisible wet willie!

by Harthroth November 8, 2019

Invisible piss

When your pissing most usually on a toilet and the feeling of piss brushes a part of your body most commonly your legs or foot despite no piss actually making contact with any part of your body.

Brain: Dude stop pissing on your leg!
Eyes: There is no piss...
Brain: Oh I had just conducted Invisible piss!

by Дecca December 31, 2020