"Katie just texted me asking if I could come over and drill her before work," Tom said. "But I can't really be bothered having a wash. I think I'll just go an instant shower since I always come home covered in oil when I'm with her anyway."
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Tom: Wanna come with me to my crib?
Taylor: Of course I do!
*walk into his crib*
Tom: So you wanna prime instant video and chill?
Taylor: Sure, I'm just gonna grab a cucumber real quick
Tom: I already have one here *unzips pants and buries his dick so hard in her ass that whoever pulls it out will be crowned king arthur* whilst sharing a glass of wine with her.
Tom: Wanna come with me to my crib?
Taylor: Of course I do!
*walk into his crib*
Tom: So you wanna prime instant video and chill?
Taylor: Sure, I'm just gonna grab a cucumber real quick
Tom: I already have one here *unzips pants and buries his dick so hard in her ass that whoever pulls it out will be crowned king arthur* whilst sharing a glass of wine with her.
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