Instant Rice

A Quickie involving at least one Asian.

LING : what did you and your girlfriend do last night ping?
PING: we made some instant rice

by mcpoovis November 04, 2006

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instant puberty

dick going from limp and dinky to collasal (8+ inches) in under 10 seconds

I took one look at his dick and was about to leave, and then -instant puberty- I came running back.

by Clare..and of course..eric too. May 15, 2004

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Instant Noodles

The act of giving oral sex while inside a bathroom stall in between classes.

Dude i just got instant noodles from this bitch yesterday

by johng233 January 06, 2013

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Instant death

When a person dies instantly. They’re vital organs for example (brain) or (lungs) are fatally injured in a fast and traumatic manner. Causing blood loss or loss of oxygen and body begins to shut down fast.

The warriors died of a instant death when he was crushed by the falling helicopter.

by Wisdomtree September 24, 2020

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INSTANT FLACIDITY

When your dong is suddenly gone because you were trying to have sex with your sister then your girlfriend walked in. (That word is only a valid word in cases exactly like this)

I was tryna fuck my sister, but bae walked in and my dick got scared so it let out a loud shout saying "INSTANT FLACIDITY!!!" Which of course activated the power to retract immediately so as to flee a dangerous situation

by YouDontKnoMe_ September 11, 2019

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