Insta-BITCH

where a woman for some ungodly reason or caused by birth countrol, or pms just starts bitching.

I walked into the libray with a barrel of monkeys and she just insta-BITCHED all over the place.

by Drvortex April 24, 2009

insta-gram

A flawlessly executed drug deal.

1: Hey 2, you ready for the party tonight?
2: Hell yeah! I'll be on my way over after this insta-gram.

by DLuck October 15, 2012

insta-vomit swag

To be scared so suddenly the contents of whatever happens to be in your stomach to suddenly explode into your mouth cavity and then to be reswallowed.

"Oh crap man did you see how bad Olivia scared David with that freaky tongue thing?"
"Yeah dude, David got a dose of insta-vomit swag."

by #swagg September 5, 2011

Insta-clam

The female equivalent of dick pic, where a woman takes a picture of her vag and sends it to who she wants.

Girl 1: So I've been sexting my boyfriend lately.
Girl 2: Oh, yea? Sending him pics of your lady lumps?
Girl 1: Nah, I wanted to spice things up, so I sent him an Insta-clam.

by RiddleKing July 10, 2015

Insta Domino Effect

When on an average night one attractive girl posts an Instagram picture and it leads to a chain reaction of girls posting hot Instagram pictures. Creating a domino effect for a few hours of Instagram babes.

"Dude there's so many hot pictures on Instagram recently"

"Yeah I know, Brooke created an Insta domino effect"

by Your friendly neighborhood dog December 10, 2015

insta grammeth

Slang term meaning a Grandmother in her 60s or older who is so cool and up to date that she has an Instagram. She is referred to as insta grammeth.

I went to visit my awesome, very young at heart grandmother who is very modernized, and greeted her by saying "Hi!, How are you insta grammeth ?"

by Dict pseucker August 10, 2017

Insta-alligator

A person who instigates a situation and then proceeds to completely over react to said situation.

Brian: that hat looks stupid on you
Jason: I don’t care what you think
Brian: you don’t care what I think? I thought we were friends! Mother fucker I’m going to blow your house up!
Jason: you are being an insta-alligator

by JRollz5722 March 6, 2019