Instant Messabang

When you are IMing a partner and sending sexual messages intended to stimulate them. Similar to sexting.

Dude 1: What's up?
Dude 2: Nuthin just talkin with my girl on Facebook.
Dude 1: What are you doing talking to me? Get back to Instant Messabanging that hoe!

by ConBroIll November 14, 2010

Instanbonious

Something or someone that arouses a male in such a way that they get a boner instantly. (Verb)

Did you just see Jessica's face? It was totally Instanbonious.

by kramavelli March 11, 2014

instant sunshine

Slang or a colloquial term for a nuclear weapon.

Hiroshima is always so cloudy, luckily they got some made-in-USA instant sunshine to cheer them up back in '45.

by Xeno123 January 3, 2019

Instanaps

When you instantly fall asleep out of nowhere

Kevin has diagnosed Victoria with Instanaps

by Einsteins half brother August 24, 2019

Instantainiosityiniatorisity

Instantainiosityiniatorisity is correctly used in the context of person doing a thing over and over again without stopping.

Guy: I have been playing this game non-stop for weeks now!
Dude: Man. I think you have Instantainiosityiniatorisity.
Guy: Yeah probably.

by Engineeringsince2023 November 29, 2022

nth instance

a substitute for imagining what has not happened yet.

Though he would not admit that he cheated upon me but for nth instance let me wipe my tears off.

by cliches.cuddles.and.him June 28, 2022

Instant Cue

A weekly podcast focusing on rare films available to add to the queue of various instant streaming networks, such as Netflix, Hulu, Vudu, YouTube, etc.

Matt and Scott, the hosts of Instant Cue, are amusing to listen to and their episodes contain a lot of insight about rare "gems" hidden within the instant streaming community.

by BroadwayBrawler April 6, 2011