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innocent bitch

unlike a bitch who knows that she is a bitch and acts like one ,an innocent bitch will act like a bitch but won't admit to her wrongdoings and will continue to act all good and nice.
pete: i hear miranda is nice .
steve: she hates me coz i talk to her crush,picked a fight with me over a stapler.started going all superior on me .
pete: really, what an innocent bitch!

Innocent Highstander 

N. A person/people who doesn't/don't smoke marijuana at a party while many others are.
Misti and I decided to be the innocent highstanders while everyone else got high.
Innocent Highstander by DeBailey December 7, 2010

Innocent smoothie 

Whilst indulging in anal sex with a partner who has diarrhea, you secretly ejaculate into their anus without telling them. The resulting mix of semen and faeces juice produced when they next defecate is known as an innocent smoothie.
"Dood, I nailed her in the butt and she sprayed an innocent smoothie all over the sheets!"
Innocent smoothie by Sodafreek November 6, 2009

innocent Christian groupie 

A groupie who is innocent and Christian. This groupie is not an untalented slut who sleeps with a band or artist. They are innocent and Christian. Hence the name.
Jenn is such an innocent, Christian groupie!

innocent booty pic 

When a girl sends a pic of her ass but she's wearing underwear.
Girl/ (boy): *sends an innocent booty pic*

innocent child of god 

Sexual girl but is very catholic who will die alone having sex.
A innocent child of God is somebody who will have sex and die right then and there. Also with a dildo in her ass hole