Good Country Index

A index that ranks countries after how much they contribute to climate, world peace , science and various other stuff.

Sweden leads the index.

Person 1: Have you heard about The Good Country Index?
Loser: No

by I am much better than you November 16, 2016

The Social Index

A foolproof guide to determine the popularity and "soundness" of a certain individual. Factors such as inflation are taken into account in determining the outcome of this revolutionary theory. Created in Dublin in mid 2017, it is set to become a global phenomenon.

"she's got 600 likes, she must be sound" "yeah but she's a girl, according to the social index halve that and there's your answer"

by Ctcblue May 28, 2017

Hater Index

A measurement of hatred average among hateful beings.
AKA (HI)

Jill went and got a job, an extremely lucrative job through hustling and using connections. Jack, knowing this and didn't say a word, but everyone around could see his Hater Index rising. Friday Afternoon shit literally hit the fan, when Jill smiled smugly in Jack's direction with her boxes. Long story short, Jack had a stroke and is now on disability. Peace be with him.

by c-hat-e December 26, 2012

orgasm index

The degree to which an experience compares to the pleasure obtained during an orgasm; calculated as a fraction of 1.

That joyride was so fun, I believe its orgasm index was at least 0.9!

by Turbogenns June 6, 2022

Index

a mixed-race individual with a combination of parents from Indian and Mexican heritage.

Speaker A: "Is that kid Index?"
Speaker B: "yeah, his Mom is Mexican and his dad is Indian. I know them both. Cute kid. Great family, they just moved here from Chicago."

by mach3 February 17, 2024

Tompkins Index

A mathematical function to describe the rate in growth of WhatsApp side-chats post a salacious and often incendiary comment in a central, widely inclusive group-chat.

Paul - "Geez, Andrew just dropped a couple of cables in the LEOG"
Samuel "Christ, this'll test the Tompkins Index"

by sxpress7 September 13, 2019

Index Ice

A rather large diamond worn on the index finger of either hand

You’re man must be loaded to put that index ice on your finger

by Longliveling November 3, 2023