Dirty Painting

To dirty paint is to have a blank canvas i.e a very pale wench.

(Dirty painting is to try to make an improvement to an abomination of a woman which cant look any worse)

This act of dirty painting is when a fugly white girl is stripped down and have faecal matter from the artist rubbed all over the canvas. The artist may or may not choose to use a variation of bodily fluids for different colours. As in phlegm used for a green or a pale yellow, ear wax for orange, or spooge used for a white or a slimy texture. The dirty painting is only complete when the surface area of the wench is covered in exotic bodily fluids.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Wendy?

Guy 2: That disgustingly overweight blob that constantly smells like sweaty flab flaps?

Guy 1: Yeah! i heard some sick artist pinned her down and made her a dirty painting!?!?!?!

Guy 2: hope he made an improvement

by ELWOOD November 06, 2012

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to paint houses

mobster jargon for killing someone.

Boss: "I heard you like to paint houses."
Thug: "Yes, and I do my own carpentry as well."
Boss: "Excellent

by Pete Dick February 17, 2008

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Paint the Dinosaur

Anal Sex

So when are you and Holly going to paint the dinosaur?
Unno mang, she thinks it's too big and will hurt too much.

by TylerDurden44 December 19, 2010

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paint the sky

committing suicide

sometimes i just wanna paint the sky, dude.

by pseu·don·y·mous April 04, 2023

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Thee Paint

A cute ass 16 year old on twitter who pretends to be a retarded virgin. His tweets are only for people with above average IQ. Can be used as a synonym for shit.

“Ew, why does it smell like thee paint in here?”
“Because this is a public toilet”

by IHateBlacksTheySmell February 08, 2019

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