by Khrakiz December 10, 2022

A shower that serves only the purpose of cleaning yourself, without having to worry about any sexual or romantic activities that one of the showerers might expect from the other.
Max and Clara just finished their daily 10k run. As they came home they were only up for a functional shower together, as gas prices keep on staggering...
by LuckyNumberSl3vin July 13, 2022

A type of nerd that isn't easily identified. people only realize they are nerds after prolonged exposure to them.
Ellilta's got her shit together but she's been watching Game of Thrones everyday for the past month. She's a functional nerd.
by jst_money March 6, 2017

by xxoomom February 8, 2010

by thatoneguy0991 February 12, 2023

This word defines a certain catergory of people*, who can afford to go to school abroad and go on vacation every year, but are poor.
*Not to be mistaken for rich or working-class.
*Not to be mistaken for rich or working-class.
“Oh Yusuf? Yea, he goes to school abroad and has a vacation every year, but don’t worry, he’s functional poor.”
by assstrroo October 5, 2018

Someone who is not actually lazy, but someone who never empties the bin, never refills the toilet roll , never buys the milk, never cleans the van, never does day to day functional tasks
That sales guy in the office gets great sales figures, but there is no tea bags again, he is so functionally lazy
by Col Decker November 16, 2021
