iverge

iVerge is term that describes popular tech site called The Verge. They are extremely biased towards Apple products, ignoring advantages of other platforms and manufacturers.

Nilay Patel: "Microsoft is bad. Google is bad. Blackberry is bad. Android is bad."
David Pierce: "This laptop is great but you should buy Macbook Air"

Average tech reader:"Those motherf*ckers are biased. iVerge!"

by Cadenzza December 3, 2013

I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.

This is a most pathetic scenario, I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2020

I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

Something you might shout out when you're fed up with a frustrating situation.

After dealing with aggravating bureaucrats for hours, Joe suddenly shouted "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

From the movie "Snakes on a Plane"

by Charles W. August 21, 2006

I've made a huge mistake.

1. An understatement to utter under your breath when you botch everything.

2. Something to say when you realize your preconceptions of the situations have turned up false.

3. Something Gob might say on "Arrested Development."

GOB - "I've made a huge mistake."

by dogmatica October 1, 2005

I've fallen and I can't get up

A really annoying catchphrase from the late 80's/early 90's that originated from a commercial for a paramedical emergency radio for the elderly. During the commercial, and old lady falls off her walker and in the most pathetic tone of voice possible, utters this phrase into the advertised device.

Before everyone and their mom was screaming "I'm Rick James, bitch" they were screaming "I've fallen and I can't get up" in a sad attempt to be funny and witty.

by Dassh September 8, 2004

I Can Only Piss with the Cock I've Got

Used by someone when another person isn't satisfied with something they do, not due to a lack of effort but because they had limited resources to do something with.

Barry is doing a house extension with limited tools/workforce. His boss arrives

Boss: "Jesus Barry how long is this going to take you? What am I paying you for?!"

Barry: "Come on boss, I can only piss with the cock I've got..."

by come_on_england October 16, 2008

"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

A phrase one hollers when one is sick and tired of a situation. From the film, "Snakes on a Plane"

After hours of dealing with bureaucrats, John suddenly shouted "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

by Charles W. September 13, 2008