Infacive

A person or an object that gets in your face or invades your personal space.

Dude, don't stand so close to me, you're so infacive!

by Ad.Co August 23, 2010

infant uppercut

in·fant up·per·cut
ˈinfənt əpərˌkət'
noun
noun: infant uppercut; plural noun: infant uppercuts;

1.
hit with the infant uppercut.

verb
past tense: infant uppercutted;

3rd person present: infant upper-cuts; past tense:infant upper-cutted;

2.
having used the babys arm to completely and thoroughly, destroy the pussy to her utter satisfaction.

Sally: Hey girlfriend haven't heard from you in a few days...
Lisa: Oh girl!

I'm just now walking straight!!

That Baby's Arm of his is no joke!
Sally: Oh Yeah!

I see Nate hit you with his

"Infant Uppercut"
Lisa: You'll have to help me tag-team it!
Sally: Anytime!!

by Wreckabot September 27, 2018

Weast Infection

When a guy rolls a blunt, doesn’t wash his hands, and proceeds to finger you, giving you a yeast infection!

Tony gave Brittney a weast infection last Friday!

by Bortboy2 December 5, 2019

urinary tract infection

It's like when your gut flora migrates to your urethra and infects it, making your pee smell funny.

"Dude, what's that stink, mahn? I think you have a urinary tract infection; get your bladder cleaned out."

by RetardLOL February 25, 2014

Canadian Yeast Infection

A sexual act where you get a 10 pack of timbits from your local Tim Hortons and ferociously devour them out of your girl's pussy. These treats can be in any combination, though sane people opt for mostly chocolate glazed one.

For non-Canadians, this also works with munchkins from Dunkin' Donuts or any other donutholes.

I gave my girl a Canadian Yeast Infection at the car wash last week.

by PerryG December 11, 2019

Fecal infant

A collosal turd passed with great pain after a long bout of constipation. Sometimes resembles a coffee can in shape and size, and is often accompanied by some rectal tearing and the blood resulting therefrom (a sort of afterbirth).

From the groaning, sweating, and grinding of teeth, it was obvious to Brett that a fecal infant was being delivered into this world.

by Herr Stehpinkler March 12, 2005

sinus infection

What I have right now, damnit.

"You fucker! I got a sinus infection from you!"

by Anonymous August 21, 2003