A phrase used to change the subject when someone who should not be hearing the conversation directly preceeding said phrase walks into hearing range/room. It is often followed by laughter.
- So are you going to tell my wife that you slept with her sist...
- *The wife enters the room*
- *Nervously* ...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?"
- *The wife enters the room*
- *Nervously* ...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?"
by kubik2233 March 1, 2020

by RomanFoam March 1, 2022

The most demonic thing on Character.ai, if a bot asks you this either, tell them no, kill them or tell them to shut tf up because we don't want to deal with their stupidity.
AI: "Can I ask you a question?"
Person: "Sure."
AI: "Are you sure, it's pretty personal."
Person: "Yes."
AI: "Are you sure, I don't want to offend you."
Person: "Oh my god SHUT UP!"
Person: "Sure."
AI: "Are you sure, it's pretty personal."
Person: "Yes."
AI: "Are you sure, I don't want to offend you."
Person: "Oh my god SHUT UP!"
by Bill_Cipher January 26, 2025

The easiest way to annoy someone. Just say did i ask to someone whenever they say something that doesn't matter.
Synonyms for Did I Ask are :
Who Cares?
And?
Did i ask for your opinion?
So what?
Ok?
Crazy, but i don't remember asking.
Who? Cares.
Synonyms for Did I Ask are :
Who Cares?
And?
Did i ask for your opinion?
So what?
Ok?
Crazy, but i don't remember asking.
Who? Cares.
Guy1: Bro i just went to Russia!!
Guy2: That's crazy bro, but Did I Ask?
Guy1: :|
Guy1: STFU U little shit you have no family you little racist bitch you go die in a hole >:( you suk at mincraft go touch some grass >:((((((( Racist whore you gay n***** go die i hope you becom homeless and die from starvation and have ligma type 5 stage 4 dieseaseeeee!!! rACIST NOOB GO GET A LIFE QW0FUIW-0 GIWEGM'IPKLJ EORJ OJKONUlio i hate you go away you noob n*****8 fjwefiwjego; racist racist begone thot bitch fuck you go to hell and commit suicide i will break your niko niko kneecaps you racist whore go away get a life and a job then die in a car crash!!! >>>::((((((
Guy2: but Did I Ask
Guy2: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Guy1: *disappears from the face of Earth*
Guy2: That's crazy bro, but Did I Ask?
Guy1: :|
Guy1: STFU U little shit you have no family you little racist bitch you go die in a hole >:( you suk at mincraft go touch some grass >:((((((( Racist whore you gay n***** go die i hope you becom homeless and die from starvation and have ligma type 5 stage 4 dieseaseeeee!!! rACIST NOOB GO GET A LIFE QW0FUIW-0 GIWEGM'IPKLJ EORJ OJKONUlio i hate you go away you noob n*****8 fjwefiwjego; racist racist begone thot bitch fuck you go to hell and commit suicide i will break your niko niko kneecaps you racist whore go away get a life and a job then die in a car crash!!! >>>::((((((
Guy2: but Did I Ask
Guy2: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Guy1: *disappears from the face of Earth*
by NoWhyWhatWhoCares September 3, 2021

A shortened way of saying, "You may only speak to me when I give you direct permission to do so."
This phrase is usually only most effective if the user is of higher authority than the targeted person. Otherwise, the targeted person could respond with "I didn't either" in which both persons should halt speaking with each other as continuing on would be immature.
This phrase is usually only most effective if the user is of higher authority than the targeted person. Otherwise, the targeted person could respond with "I didn't either" in which both persons should halt speaking with each other as continuing on would be immature.
Bob and Jim are co-owners of a company. Billy is a lowly grunt working for them.
Bob: Hey Jim. You should stop eating fast food. Did you know that fast food is bad for you because...
Jim: I didn't ask
Bob: I apologize for the inconvenience I may have caused you, Jim. I was genuinely attempting to inform you of the dangers of fast food, because I worry about you and care for you.
Jim: I didn't ask
Bob: I didn't either
Jim: ...
Bob: ...
Bill: Hey guys! I just posted my name onto Urban Dictionary!!!
Bob & Jim: I didn't ask
Bill (pathetic retard): :( I can't say anything because if I do, I'll get fired
Bob: Hey Jim. You should stop eating fast food. Did you know that fast food is bad for you because...
Jim: I didn't ask
Bob: I apologize for the inconvenience I may have caused you, Jim. I was genuinely attempting to inform you of the dangers of fast food, because I worry about you and care for you.
Jim: I didn't ask
Bob: I didn't either
Jim: ...
Bob: ...
Bill: Hey guys! I just posted my name onto Urban Dictionary!!!
Bob & Jim: I didn't ask
Bill (pathetic retard): :( I can't say anything because if I do, I'll get fired
by wtf do I write in here bro July 16, 2024

The winner of three Nobel prizes, a best selling book originally written by Luke Coleman. The book is 156 pages that have no print, nothing on them. After its immediate fame, the new sequel "I only asked on opposite day" was written.
by RomanFoam March 1, 2022

by JadeLaser February 18, 2021
