hypocrites

a person who says one thing and then turns around and does the opposite.
hypocrites:
-John Kerry
-the popular kids at my skewl
-celebrities

hypocrites 2 person: dont go to fox woods cuz gamblin is evil!
hypocrite at fox woods: wooohoo baby gimme the money!!!!*pulls on slot machines*

ex 2:
white person: yo wat up my nigga?!
black person: dont u fuckin say that again 2 me bitich!

later on....

black person 2 white person: heyy wat^ my cracker!?

by jennylovesean April 27, 2006

Hypocrite

A person who posts about #nospoilers or #dontspoilendgame and immediately posts spoilers or memes with spoilers after watching the movie.

Hey Rob, did you see steve’s Facebook? He’s posting spoilers about Endgame after he posted about not spoiling the movie for those who haven’t seen it yet. What a hypocrite!

by firstavenger May 3, 2019

Hypocrite

The bitch that says she hates gossip then spreads it. The jerk who says he hates when guys pressure girlls then trys and pressure you. The teacher who says telling the truth is better and lies to you. The boss who says cheatings bad and cheats on his wife with a married stafff member. The lies your told by a stupid person.

She just said we should all hate him and now she's kissing him, what a hypocrite.

by Bek's halfway lover July 10, 2011

Hypocrite

Someone who gets upset over something but they do/have done the same exact thing.

Tiffany- "why would you have a threesome with my brother?!"

Nicole-"Well actually I didn't sleep with him but thanks for asking first! But I hope you had a good time sleeping with my brother over and over! You are the definition of a hypocrite!"

by Hsiforldb January 6, 2014

hypocrite

a person who says or tells you not to do something but does it themselves

“taylor is such a hypocrite. she told me to shut up and kept on talking!”

by _hannah December 31, 2017

Hypocrite

Someone who tries to tell somebody else they're uptight, then tries to tell them that they're nasty when they talk about shot uptight people don't talk about. A bullshit person.

The hypocrite told the guy one minute he was uptight, and the next minute told him he was too nasty and gross (and ill). She was as nasty as anybody, and thought all her kettles were too black.

by Solid Mantis August 7, 2019

Hypocrite

Someone who whines about the double standards of other people, calls them bullies, or says they've censored their communications, then turns around and imitates the people they called bullies, says all the same things a bully would say, tries to do all the things a bully would do, but never faces any consequences from anyone for their behavior. Does everything in a slick way, then tries to call other people sick, even though it's always been the other people who were held accountable for their actions.

The hypocrite spent too much time imitating hypocrites and bullies to recognize the imitation self-serving, narcissistic hypocrite in the mirror. Being an imitation hypocrite too often doesn't come with any of the consequences for being a true hypocrite though, since people too often excuse the behavior and send the consequences to the true hypocrite.

by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020