Mitchum-Humsterfumper Disease

Mitchum-Humpsterfumper Disease, whereby a person is completely unable to process or rationalize the existence of eggs or egg byproducts.

Cloefus; Whoa, that bitch just got a plate of poached eggs dumped on her by that clumsy ass waitress, and she ain't doing nothing 'bout it, except stuffing her pie hole... Leroy; Man, that chick prolly has Mitchum-Humsterfumper disease, and she don't care 'bout no eggs running down her forehead! Yo

by Is this your homework, Larry? May 12, 2015

huhmused

Huh+ Confused = Huhmused

A statement that makes you confused to the point when you're like ?huh?

"First I went to the park, but in the beginning I went to the store, and went on the swings!"

"Huhmused, say that again"

by Cassidy Williams March 10, 2008

humuculus

ugly ass person, having disproportional features or just being hidius in general...

aye dawg do you see that ugly ass humuculus over there.

by humuculi February 7, 2010

humuhumu-nukunuku-a-pua‘a

1. the state fish of hawaii

2. a reef triggerfish

white person: "it's called a humuhumu-nukunuku-a-pua‘a but us hoale's call it a reef triggerfish or a reef fish, or just a fish"

hawaiian native: " we can sit and talk story of the humuhumu-nukunuku-a-pua‘a and then drink some 40's braddah"

rappers: " the girl was dancin like humuhumu-nukunuku,(repeat 3 times) then i axed her fo the pua, pua (repeat 3 times)"

by kingoflb September 1, 2006

Butt Hummus

The smegma produced by ones ass after a long day at work and multiple farts.

Dude, I don't feel fresh at all after working that long shift. I think that I have cooked up a batch of butt hummus.

by Big Daddy Steve May 14, 2008

Humu

Beautiful. Gorgeous.

Steven: Noelle is so humu

James Blunt: You're humu it's true!

by Sthomas9889 September 23, 2010

humuhumunukunukuapua'a

The unofficial state fish of Hawaii. Recognizable by a diamond-shape body with armor-like scales, a dark stripe across their silver sides and belly, and pale blue fins. In addition, they have a sharp, spike-like dorsal fin, hence they are commonly known as triggerfish.

Common name: Hawaiian triggerfish

Scientific name: Rhinecanthus rectanglus

Snorkeling in Hanauma Bay one day, I detected several humuhumunukunukuapua'a swimming about. I tried to swim up and touch one, but it just darted away.

by bill kapok March 15, 2005