Houston 500

See train, but 71 times worse

She attempted the Houston 500 but came up 63 guys short.

Houston 500 by Santos Harper July 3, 2006

houston firecracker 

when aa guys jizzes in the air and the girl catches it in her mouth.

I gave you sister a houston firecracker.

houston firecracker by yourmomgivesgood69's May 5, 2009

houston dippin' cone

1. The act of ejaculation into someone's mouth, and then proceeding to dip the penis into their mouth afterwards.

2. Making an ice cream cone, and preparing a bowl of toppings. Then proceeding to dip the cone into the toppings. By doing this you decrease the amount of typing spillage, and increase the fun! While all together enhancing the ice cream eating experience.

1. Awe man, she got a Houston dippin' cone last night! She loved it.

2. Awe man, she got a Houston dippin' cone last night! She loved it.

houston dippin' cone by texmex3p March 12, 2014

houston heel clicker

A sex position where a woman sits on top wearing only cowboy boots and at climax she leans back, positions feet near the ears, and stomps the mans head as though she’s clicking her heels.

Nice boots, how bout we try the Houston heel clicker?

houston heel clicker by Dick nose boner biscuit October 17, 2017

Houston HushPuppie 

The act of placing a single testicle inside a woman's anus. As she is bent over in the doggystyle position. Is a Houston Hushpuppie

I gave my girlfriend a Houston Hushpuppie last night.

Houston HushPuppie by The "D" Johnson May 31, 2019

Houston Astros 

Being the asshole and knowing it is a better fate than an apology that won't fix anything but makes you look better.

The Houston Astros have options, it would be great for them to know they can choose to be the assholes of the league and still survive to another postseason in the future.

Houston Astros by Solid Mantis February 13, 2020

Houston Swerve 

Slow, methodical curb-to-curb swerve popularized by the Houston rap scene.

Watch:
Mike Jones - Still Tippin'
Slim Thug - Wood Grain Wheel
Paul Wall - Sittin' Sidewayz

Paul: "Yo! Do the Houston Swerve."
Rick: "You out your damn mind?"
Paul: "No..."
Rick: "This is a fucking '86 Astro!"

Houston Swerve by Swisha April 9, 2008