Hot Pockets

A "meal" consisting of cheese and meat inside a flaky crust. It also contains massive amounts of carbs and sodium. Eating two of these "treats" in a single days time results in instant death.

Pass me that hot pockets.

Second one today?

Yes.

You know what will happen.

*dies*

by Mnayin May 11, 2009

Hot Pockets

When you're walking around in public with weed or other drugs in your pockets.

"Dude, I'm sketching out. I hate walking around with Hot pockets."

by FirstmateJibbs March 21, 2015

Liverpool Hotpocket

The act of putting cling film over a partners face, shitting on it, then wrapping it up.

A poor man's version of the 'glass table', which is why it originates in Liverpool.

Stevie G: "Fancy a Liverpool hotpocket?"

Alexandra: "All right, get underneath the glass table then."

Stevie G: "Fuck that like, I'll just put some cling film over me face."

*Stevie G puts cling film over his face*
*Alexandra shits all over it*
*Stevie G jacks off then wraps it up*

Stevie G: "Fuckin awesome, like."

by Team Twat October 25, 2010

hotpocket

the act of shiting on a females face than eating the shit off the females face

i hotpocketed on her face last night while we had sex

by mario8902 November 16, 2010

hotpocket

An involuntary physical reaction generated in one's nether regions having been forced to stand uncomfortably close to an attractive member of the opposite sex in eg. a crowded subway carriage.

"Yes Dear, I know it's an ugly bruise, but I was overcome with hotpocket."

by Anonymous January 21, 2003

Hotpocket

An expandable pocket-size solar power microwave.

He owned a Hotpocket, with which he could successfully cook his microwave pizza without venturing to a domestic location.

by Nancy werdna December 25, 2007

san francisco hotpocket

the act of inserting one or both testicles in a girls asshole while banging her.

"damn man, i was fucking cindy last night and i gave her a SF-hotpocket when i shoved my balls in her ass.

by scarface February 18, 2005