by Tugdgj March 3, 2017

Rob: I think I should break up with my girlfriend.
Jim: Why?
Rob: She wanted me to finish her with an Alabama Hotpocket... That's too messy for me.
Jim: Why?
Rob: She wanted me to finish her with an Alabama Hotpocket... That's too messy for me.
by MagicalPonieOfDarkness July 17, 2014

When two male relatives put their cocks in each side of a HotPocket, cum inside of it, and proceed to eat it
Cletus and Daryl wanted to add some flavor to their HotPocket, so they performed the Alabama HotPocket
by SaltyOG February 8, 2019

When a guy heats a hotpocket to recommended temperature, then uses it as a pocket pussy. After ejaculation has taken place, the male then eats the hotpocket.
by dirty harold January 20, 2019

a alabama hotpocketin sense is a sexual act where a man puts hot sauce on the tip of his penis and pounds her out like the raw end of a burrito
by legionaire4443 March 23, 2019

1. A girl who has an insatiable love for hotpockets, but the term and her technique in devouring them will eternally keep you guessing if this is a double entendre for something else. 2. Sex on legs.
Here comes Hotpocket Girl. Have you seen her eat them? Dude, I don't know whether to be scared or turned on! Either way, damn she's hot!
by ohsobendy November 22, 2011

by The Savage Baboon January 19, 2009
