alabama hotpocket

When you shit in a woman's vagina

Her: give me an Alabama hotpocket
Him:ok

by Tugdgj March 03, 2017

Alabama Hotpocket

When a guy vomits inside of a chick's vagina during sexual intercourse

Rob: I think I should break up with my girlfriend.
Jim: Why?
Rob: She wanted me to finish her with an Alabama Hotpocket... That's too messy for me.

by MagicalPonieOfDarkness July 18, 2014

Alabama HotPocket

When two male relatives put their cocks in each side of a HotPocket, cum inside of it, and proceed to eat it

Cletus and Daryl wanted to add some flavor to their HotPocket, so they performed the Alabama HotPocket

by SaltyOG February 09, 2019

West Virginia Hotpocket

When a guy heats a hotpocket to recommended temperature, then uses it as a pocket pussy. After ejaculation has taken place, the male then eats the hotpocket.

Dude, yesterday I had a West Virginia hotpocket. Killed two birds with one delicious stone

by dirty harold January 21, 2019

alabama hotpocket

a alabama hotpocketin sense is a sexual act where a man puts hot sauce on the tip of his penis and pounds her out like the raw end of a burrito

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by legionaire4443 March 23, 2019

hotpocket girl

1. A girl who has an insatiable love for hotpockets, but the term and her technique in devouring them will eternally keep you guessing if this is a double entendre for something else. 2. Sex on legs.

Here comes Hotpocket Girl. Have you seen her eat them? Dude, I don't know whether to be scared or turned on! Either way, damn she's hot!

by ohsobendy June 05, 2011

New Hampshire hotpocket

Taking a dump in a woman's mouth then proceeding to oral

SQ- I gave your mom a New Hampshire hotpocket last night.
The Lobstah- SQ, you're a tool...

by The Savage Baboon October 08, 2008