hosebag

A person that hoses his/her co-workers, like Ray.

That hosebag, Ray, is hosing me again.

by Bob Bob June 1, 2004

Hoebag

A little slag who makes your friends' boyfriend cheat on her, while she simultaneously cheats on her boyfriend and even then, her boyfriend takes her back and your friends ends up alone.

EMILY HAYES IS A MOTHERFUCKING HOEBAG WITH NO TITS AND HORSEE TEETH.

by Killer.Killjoy June 4, 2014

fart gobbling hoebag

One that gobbles farts as well as penises.

We went to a party and saw your mom. she was being a fart gobbling hoebag.

by Batgirl and Robin July 28, 2014

hoebag

Another word for idiot and spaz;

"You're such a stupid hoebag."

by Moose June 20, 2003

hoebag

That bag that you keep in your car with clothes, bathing suits, underwear or shoes cause "you ain't going home"

"Hang on, I gotta get some clothes outta my trunk - where is my hoebag"

by jlh0524 August 4, 2006

hoebag

Your ex.

Yo, how's Stacey doin?

Oh, I totally dumped that hoebag. (Read: she dumped me and ran off with two circus midgets and a retarded pony)

by yournameisalreadybeingusedasdf July 20, 2010

Hoebag

A person is a hoe but you dont want to say hoe so you say hoebag

Your mom is such a hoebag.

by kgrant November 23, 2011