hoover doovers

An alternate pronunciation for hors d'œuvres, based on their unusual spelling and the idea that one can hoover them up one after another.

Often associated with people not known for their sense of culture, such as members of the working class. Can be used jokingly or ironically.

It's already halfway through the first quarter and I'm starving! When's your wife gonna bring out some hoover doovers?

by BornBlitzed October 4, 2011

Henry Hoover

To use a Henry Hoover to suck the poo from the bumhole of a Sheffielder.

"I love a good henry hoovering after watching Sheff united get bummed by Sheff Wednesday"
"Have you heard of this curry house in Portugal? You need to get Henried after eating there, but they make a rate nice phall"

by Mr Hendersons May 10, 2021

flesh hoover

A person who very regularly gives head to a lot of different people (usually strangers).

Bill: Did you hear about what Susan did last weekend?
Ben: Yeah, she gave head to 5 different people in one night!
Bill: WOW! She's a real flesh hoover!

by TomGreenwood447 October 6, 2021

the hoover

the hoover is performed by mounting your partner from behind
and kicking out her arms while lifting her legs. Proceed to push her
around the floor like a vacuum cleaner.

I pushed that bitch with the hoover last night.

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

Hoover middle school

A shitty school with shitty people

hoover middle school has hoes that think there cool

by Hoovermiddleschoolsucks August 4, 2017

Hoopeston

Lamest town in the world with about 5,000 people and one fast food restaurant. Many losers live here and devote their lives to smoking pot and/or meth.

There was another meth lab bust in Hoopeston today.

by Melynda Allen October 19, 2008

vancouver hoover

Normally occurs during or after a jedd, the vancouver hoover is the practice of swallowing a load while eating your own shit.

Damon:Man, that vancouver hoover was realllly sweet
Martin:only in vancouver.

by DamonMartin February 4, 2009