Hooch

Usually hooch is a nickname for

Liquor, weed, or a vape. The kids at HOC all called their vapes “hooch” and got busted for using them by the councillors.

Good morning seniors

Guess what time it is
It’s seven fucking thirty and we’ve got a hooch to find

by Not my actual name July 21, 2019

Hooch

The hole on the top of the penis (male organ)

Suck the cum out of my hooch

by Urbanbishhgggh July 17, 2017

piss hooch

A delicious fermented beverage of 45% alc/vol. Composed of various std ridden pisses.

Damn George that piss hooch got me faded than a hoe.

by GLinney_4 February 19, 2023

Hooch-hiker

A female who dresses and looks like a hoochie while hitchhiking, hence Hooch-hiker.

Oh shit, look at that Hooch-hiker! I'm pulling over and giving her a ride!

by Hoochie momma 0414 August 25, 2018

Grandmas Hooch

Old ladies sweaty pubic hairs

Yo lemme drink dat Grandmas hooch.

by Android user .04 October 13, 2019

Cement hooch

when an eldery gentlemens asshole is tighter than a brand new bottle of pickles

Daniel locked his grandfather in a horses stable and tried to make him sit on a nail but his cement hooch bent the nail sideways.

by Cement hooch May 20, 2017

Hooch

A dog who is very loyal but stubborn and adorable and hyper

“I really want a hooch man...”

by Uhmmmmdeeeers July 20, 2020