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a jade hanson is a gay lesbian cupcake bondage rape dungeon dragon slayer with mint eyeliner. when you see her in the streets i hear YAWK YAWK YAWK YAWK, man down where you from jade hanson?
wow shes such a jade hanson
by lingling buk chow November 13, 2016
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Whitman-Hanson

The WORST two towns in the state of Massachusetts. Though the high school is brand-new...the teachers can't even teach. Don't move there...If you live there...move away. There is nothing to do in Hanson, so kids go to the local supermarket for fun. *Gags* Everyone is so stuck-up despite the fact that its one of the poorest towns in the state. Trust me...i used to live there, but i escaped. These towns suck big-time.
Person 1: Look at that homeless person...
Person 2: Hey...I went to school with that guy.
Person 1: Where did you go to school?
Person 2: Whitman-Hanson...that's why he's a homeless drug addict. Poor guy never had a chance...
by Cunningham March 11, 2008
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Hanson

To act a fool, get drunk, black out, cause a ruckus, lose control of mental capabilities.

The act of hansoning.

Can also be used as a term of endearment.
I had a great time with Kelly at the bar, that is, until she turned into a total hanson. She was wasted and ridiculous.

Well hello Hanson.
by Juice, Jones and Danson January 20, 2011
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hensoned

To really fuck something up and never admitting you do anything wrong.
That guy really hensoned the rifle range papers yesterday.
by Elijah Kane September 11, 2009
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Hanson

Hanson is a Tescop that’s know for jerking off in the bathroom of Wing Stop, his video got leaked by his friends in school, and he threatened them to erase it. At the end of the day, he is still a nice kid.
Hanson is a tescop

Hanson loves to jack off in restaurants

Hanson is your dick circumcised
by that’smycousin December 6, 2018
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Jim Henson's Disease

Any illness which the sufferer elects to ignore, because they're too busy with work and/or too shy to bother other people about trivialities like their own rapidly deteriorating health.

Jim Henson famously died of pneumonia, but not wanting to be a 'bother' to hospital people, delayed going until it was too late.
Go home and rest. We don't need anyone dying of Jim Henson's Disease here!
by evildave January 23, 2011
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