no homo

When you say something that’s really fruity ( gay ) and you cover it up confirming that you are indeed NOT making a homosexual statement.

“I fucked his ass last night...no homo.”

“Dude, you’re fucking gay.”

by It’sABitchAssLife_ May 26, 2018

no homo

something you say when in denial of being gay/lesbian/bisexual.

"hey man, ur hot and i want to date you but no homo."
"..."

by that one fucking idiot November 2, 2019

no homo

A term used when you are straight but are gonna do something gay temporarily.

A gay shield used when you are straight but are forced to do gay stuff.

Person 1 :Hey captain Rogers ! Can you check if my ass looks thick?
Person 2 : yeah for sure! *Sighs deeply* No Homo! .. come her let me check

by SigmaBalls October 10, 2018

No Homo

When a gay guy wants to seem straight so after they say a REALLY gay sentence they say “No homo”

Kalten- “ did you see Johnny’s aSs...no homo”
Layla - “DAMN SHE’S HOTTTTTT...all the homo”

by AAEGH and a half April 12, 2019

no homo

An expression that is widely used when two people of the same genders are having sex. This expression is highly effective, as it will not be gay as long as you say it before having sex.

It is not gay if;
1. the balls do not touch each other
2. both are wearing socks
3. tips do not touch each other
4. say NO HOMO

Robert: Aww yeah, I am so excited and my dick can't wait to penetrate your hole
Albert: Remember the magic words?
Robert & Albert: NO HOMO!
*starts pleasuring themselves on the squeaky bed*

by realLoner September 30, 2019

No homo

When you kiss your best bro, but don’t want it to look gay. No homo

“Hey bro your ass looks hella fine in those tight jeans, no homo.”

by Roacheater September 19, 2019

Homo

Short for Home-Owner - Somebody who owns a home.

Nah, Dave doesn't pay rent because he's a homo.

by jim_pee March 18, 2020