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Wassup Holmes! 

The greeting taught when you take the first course of AP Mexican .
In Spanish 1, you're taught "hola" or "buenos dias."
In French 1, you're taught "Bonjour."
In Chinese 1, you're taught "Ni Hao."
In Japanese 1, you're taught "Konicheewa."
In Latin 1, you're taught "Lorem."
In Mexican 1, you're taught "Orale!"
After experience, in the rigorous course of AP Mexican, you're taught "Wassup Holmes."
Professora Maria: Pablo, how doo you saye the word "Hello" in dees classe's langwage?

Pablo: Wassup Holmes!

A month later...
Pablo: Mommy, Papi, look what I got in AP Mexican!

Mommy and Papi: Oh, Pablo, we're so proud of that A minus!
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sherlock holmes 

sherlock holmes: One really smart motherfucker.

"I just solved a really hard math question!" "Damn man you're sherlock holmes."
sherlock holmes by GeekerMans September 24, 2021

Katie Holmes' Tits 

The direct opposite of the holocaust.
Kumar: How were Katie Holmes' tits?
Goldstein: You know the Holocaust?
Kumar: Yeah?
Goldstein: Picture the opposite of that!
Kumar: Nice!

Eammon Holmes 

Presenter of GMTV and other deritive tv programmes, from the land of ireland.
Eammon Holmes ate my hamster
Eammon Holmes by Simon Chandler February 18, 2005

Mr Holmes 

Mr Holmes is our lord and savior
Mr Holmes by 93n1s October 24, 2019

Shardlock Holmes 

Someone who looks for dropped shards of Crystal Meth with a plastic magnifying glass and flash light.
A Shard Hunter, Shard Patrol, A Hurting Fiend.
(1)I caught Rylye under his mattress going hella shardlock Holmes

(2)Whats wrong with you Shardlock Holmes?

(3)Shardlock Holmes wasted a friday night searching for shards and only found salt, wax, and bread crumbs. HURT!!

katie holmes 

A total bitch that is in love with a total fag. And the only way that Tom Cruise gets attention is by jumping on an annoying black ladies couch.

Ha
katie holmes by Katie, Ironicly July 24, 2006