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Holden Jackaroo 

The Holden Jackaroo is a medium sized SUV produced by GM Daewoo. Holden Jackaroos are most commonly found broken down and abandoned on the side of the road thanks to the ultra unreliable 4JX1 diesel/steam engine that Isuzu decided to fit in them.
Some owners believe their Jackaroo's can be taken off-road despite the fact a Holden Barina puts them to shame both on and off-road, let alone a real 4x4. This common misbelief is due to the vehicles semi-impressive suspension flex, which can be attributed to the soft pine chassis that was jointly developed by Ikea and Isuzu.

Most Jackaroo owners have moved onto more reliable and safer forms of transport such as hitchhiking with Ivan Millat, the rest are broke and stuck with it.
"No we won't insure your Holden Jackaroo. It's not worth anything and won't go anywhere"
"I'm sorry you own a Holden Jackaroo"
"Nothing says failure like a Holden Jackaroo in your driveway".
"No I can't fix your Holden Jackaroo. Get your junk off my property"
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Holden Hangover 

When you get so drunk that you wake up not knowing quite how you got home.
Michelle got so drunk last night she was CARRIED home from liquid. When she woke up she was face down in her toilet - she has no idea how she got there, she not only suffers from a hangover but a Holden Hangover today. Unlucky!!

holden ford 

The protagonist of Mindhunter. He’s an adorable fuck up. Don’t hate him, he’s trying his best.
Holden Ford is such a pure bean

Holden colorado 

HOLDEN COLORADO

The choice one makes because one is not gay, retarded or a raging transsexual.

A holden colorado owner (if male) can usually be found fighting off women who all want to ride in back ;).

To be a Colorado owner is to be a legend!
Dave drives a holden colorado!

Dave is a legend!
Holden colorado by Yeahtheboiz November 17, 2019

Holden my Caulfield 

Standing around idly; waiting, killing time; often implies being left on one's own in an uncomfortable or awkward situation

(Wordplay on the name of the protagonist in Catcher in the Rye)
She took her sweet-ass time in the bathroom and left me standing there holden my caulfield.

Holden Caulfield 

The main character from The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger. A euphemism for someone who is carrying marijuana.
Hey buddy, are you Holden Caulfield?
Holden Caulfield by Atroxodisse August 5, 2004

holden astra 

A sick blue car with rad subs.
That Holden Astra is a pussy wagon. Just needs some cool hubcaps.