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Hob-Knocker

A phrase use to describe someone who is drunk and slaps people with their dick. It commonly happens when someone is drunk of vodka or sambooka. They didn't censor this word when it was used in iCarly. No wonder the show aired on nickelodean.
British Guy: Back off hob-knocker!
American Savage: Ur Gay.
by A Savage Catholic June 19, 2016
mugGet the Hob-Knockermug.

Hobbing The Chow

A reference to the speed at which food is delivered, usually in a public setting. Sometimes referenced as put a hob on the chow.
This place is really hobbing the chow. Could you please put a hob on the chow?
by universalrundell January 28, 2009
mugGet the Hobbing The Chowmug.

hob nob

an anus so heavily bespangled by winettry that it takes on the appearence of the much loved family biscuit
once i forgot to wipe and got a bastard hob nob
by bob June 5, 2003
mugGet the hob nobmug.

hob nob with the fems

After we won state we went to hob nob with the fems
by Julesz March 3, 2022
mugGet the hob nob with the femsmug.

hob my nob

Guy: "Hey girl, hob my nob."
Girl: "Sure thing daddy."
by HOBBYNOBBY October 31, 2008
mugGet the hob my nobmug.

Hob Nob Goblin

Found in the hunting realm of Big River Management Area in Rhode Island. These Goblins are the smaller version of the Hob Nob Snob Nob Goblins. They do Goblin things in the woods. (i.e. they eat animals) When hunting in Big River, hunters must take them into consideration. When seen, they must be shot instantly. IF NOT, the hunters risk the chances of becoming Hob Nob food. With bears increasingly moving into the area, the Department of Environmental Management (RIDEM) hopes that the Goblin population will be down by as much as 17% in 2020. If not, they are hinting at a 2 week shotgun season in 2014 to deal with these ferocious critters.
"Hey, I shot a 8 pt buck in Big River today, but a Hob Nob Goblin got it when I was getting out of the tree stand. It was scary!"
by bigriverhuntingexpert March 14, 2012
mugGet the Hob Nob Goblinmug.

hob knobbin the hemoglobbin

placing your mouth all the way down on the males genitals; until it is almost possible to get the balls in there as well.

when a woman loves nothing more in her mouth tham a large throbbing cock, and would fight for the right to have this in her mouth.
She was really Hob knobbin the hemoglobbin.
by Frank da tank August 22, 2006
mugGet the hob knobbin the hemoglobbinmug.

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