hot hoagie

spiderman-ing in a girl's mouth and then making her give you a blowjob with shit still in her mouth

that bitch gave me a hot hoagie last night

by spidermanherass December 14, 2010

hoagie hands

The state and fragrance of one's hands after consuming a delicious hoagie. As a result of eating the hoagie a scent of onions, oil, and meat lingers on one's hands for hours, even days.

Man, I have the worst case of hoagie hands. This happens every time we eat at Sarcone's!

by hoagieface October 23, 2012

hoagie hound

A girl who loves meat in her buns or an astute male who likes to be the reciever in a game of catch the cock.

Man dude, Sarah is a hoagie hound. I banged her up the poop chute for three hours last night.

by doyle November 30, 2003

hoagy bear

When a male does everything in his power to earn STD's.
Originated from the man-whore with the last name 'hogan'. It was this man that created and defined the words "pig", "slut" and "diseased"

He's turned into a hoagy bear... fuck, he's disease central now

by truthbetoldxx September 16, 2010

better hoagie down

something you say when you have a prolonged dispute with your significant other while you are under the impression that they are trying to gaslight you because they keep making the same cryptic statement every morning but refuse to elaborate on it or even acknowledge that they said it, right before you find out that your significant other wasn't even home most of the time you were having these delusions, and that you were actually in a drug-induced state of psychosis that was caused by you mistakenly taking their prescription antipsychotic drugs.

"It's cold out there. Better hoagie down."

by jernsdeath May 3, 2023

ten feet of hoagie

Buying way too much of something for the amount of people attending your get-together.

Originated in Eastern Montgomery County, PA, from buying too much Wawa hoagie for a party.

You bought two boxes of cookies, 12 cupcakes and a tin of brownies for 5 people? You sure went ten feet of hoagie on dessert, huh?

by RFHProductions October 21, 2010

[smack a hoagie]

Means smoke a blunt!

Would you want to smack a hoagie after school at my house?

-lmafo (big nick)

by SirBigSexy June 4, 2010